An Omen?

[GreenLantern]

Since I know none of you in real life and probably won't ever meet any of you in real life I have no problems sharing this story.

Last night at around 4:30 I was dreaming.. dreaming that I was in a friends house from elementary school. I had to pee really bad in this dream, so I started peeing over a bench into a flower pot. Now I knew this was wrong and I shouldn't be doing it, but I just couldn't stop in the dream, it was a really long pee and it felt so good.

After I was done peeing I noticed that it was now dark.. I started to feel around, all of a sudden I realized that I was not at my friends house but I was in fact in my room... standing over one of those fold up chairs for the lake/outdoors. I quickly turned the lights on as I was getting my bearings and noticed that one of my shirts hanging on this chair was soaked. I also noticed that there was a pool of liquid formed in the chair, and underneath the carpet was soaked.

Although at this point it wouldn't take Sherlock Holmes to solve the case of the mysterious liquid.. I leaned in closer to get a sniff, just for confirmation. Yup. Pee.

So I want you to just picture this for a second.. it is 4:30 in the morning, I am standing there in my boxers on a pee soaked carpet in front of a puddle of pea that has formed in the seat portion of this chair. A man grown who just peed in his sleep walk. I wasn't even drunk, I just really had to go I guess.

All I could do was start laughing, I literally started laughing out loud as hard as I have ever laughed before. The only reason I muffled the sounds was because I didn't want anyone to come into my room and see what I had done.

So I cleaned it up, went back to bed, and cleaned it up further this morning. But all I can do while I sit here at work is think back to last night, wonder if I should laugh or seek help... and think what it all means.

I hope you enjoyed this story.. maybe you could share a similar experience to make me feel a bit more normal.




Oh ya.. did I mention it was a Flames chair?

I've had those dreams, but always managed to wake up before I peed the bed.

[Dion]

I've had wet dreams before but it's usually about someone from the opposite sex

[rubecube]

I went through a bed-wetting phase when I was a little kid. What stopped it was when I finally realized that if I had a dream about going to the bathroom, it meant I had to go to the bathroom.

[Komskies]

One time when I was drunk I puked in my bed.... and slept in it for like 10 hours.

[rockstar]

That is hilarious!

I get pee-related dreams when I'm stressed out. I'll really have to pee, and I will be forced to pee under any number of adverse circumstances (crowded room, peeing in sink, peeing upwards, slipping on pee on the floor, etc. etc.).

Thankfully I've never woken up to find that I've gone. I guess you just really had to go!

Funny stuff.