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Old 08-12-2009, 12:04 PM   #1
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Default The manliest story every posted
Lots of swearing, celebrity apperances and the slightest hint of clevage

Enjoy

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-way-...fe-with-conan/
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Old 08-12-2009, 12:10 PM   #2
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HAHAHAHAHAHA what the HELL!!??
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Old 08-12-2009, 12:20 PM   #3
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The ending made me tear up a little. What a heartwarming story.
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Old 08-12-2009, 01:07 PM   #4
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Needs more cleavage...
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Old 08-12-2009, 01:24 PM   #5
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God that was funny.
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