07-29-2009, 08:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Attempted robbery ends with torn genitals, Viagra hangover
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The attempted armed robbery of a Russian hairdresser became a three-day sex ordeal for the would-be thief, leaving him with torn genitals and a Viagra hangover.
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The owner, 28-year-old Olga, agreed to hand over the takings but as she was giving him the money, used her karate skills to knock him to the ground and tie him up with a hairdryer cord.
However, she instead stripped him and cuffed him to a heater with a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs. She then fed him Viagra and raped him several times over the next four days.
When finally released, Viktor went first to hospital for treatment for his torn frenulum, and then reported Olga to the police. When she was arrested, Olga reported him for robbery.
“What a b**tard,” she complained.
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Too funny 
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...-12377,00.html
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07-29-2009, 08:17 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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"“Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1000 roubles when he left.”
Viktor admitted she had fed him well."
WTF?
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07-29-2009, 08:18 PM
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He'll try again, without question.
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07-29-2009, 08:18 PM
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Olga?
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07-29-2009, 08:18 PM
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The best part is that he paid a heavy price for sex. He should've just got a hooker.
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07-29-2009, 08:21 PM
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In the Sin Bin
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That torn frenulum sounds painful
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07-29-2009, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Flames Draft Watcher
That torn frenulum sounds painful
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Must have been angry sex for it to get torn.
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07-29-2009, 08:34 PM
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Wow, that's simply amazing. Some guys have all the luck.
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07-29-2009, 09:53 PM
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One of the Nine
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Death by snoo snoo!
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07-29-2009, 09:58 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Why is this a problem Viktor? COME ON.
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07-29-2009, 11:23 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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This thread is worthless without pictures.....and I am not talking about the frenulum
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07-29-2009, 11:29 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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This article is really old, months old. Which brings into question it's autheticity.
http://www.mosnews.com/society/2009/04/14/1013/
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