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Old 07-28-2009, 12:14 PM   #1
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So, I completely forgot about my brothers birthday tonight, and his theme for his 20th party is "GI Joes and Army Hoes"....I am stuck in the airport in Toronto, waiting to get home, wondering if there is any place that I could possibly snag a cheap pilot costume or something similar?

Thanks in advance!
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Old 07-28-2009, 12:21 PM   #2
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Just kill a pilot in the bathroom and steal his clothes. You're already in an airport.
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Old 07-28-2009, 12:21 PM   #3
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So, I completely forgot about my brothers birthday tonight, and his theme for his 20th party is "GI Joes and Army Hoes"....I am stuck in the airport in Toronto, waiting to get home, wondering if there is any place that I could possibly snag a cheap pilot costume or something similar?

Thanks in advance!
Step 1. Find one walking around, snag him and beat him up, leave him tied up in a broom closet (this part is essential to ensure believability)

Step 2. Take his uniform and gear.

Step 3. ...

Step 4. Profit!
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Old 07-28-2009, 12:22 PM   #4
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Just show up as is... when they ask who you are supost to be... "Zartan... duh".
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Old 07-28-2009, 12:29 PM   #5
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Make yourself a tinfoil hat and rip the antenna off the nearest car when arriving at the party.

Done..........
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Old 07-28-2009, 12:39 PM   #6
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Put a bag over your head and call yourself the unknown soldier.
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Old 07-28-2009, 12:56 PM   #7
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Jeans, blue shirt, blue hat, life jacket.

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Old 07-28-2009, 01:00 PM   #8
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Cover yourself in Catsup and call yourself a civilian casualty. Then you can party . . . and make a statement.

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Old 07-28-2009, 01:49 PM   #9
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I have one actually, I just used it for halloween last year. It was awesome, I got it at spencer's for $20!! Go to Chuckles I'm sure they would have one.
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Just show up as is... when they ask who you are supost to be... "Zartan... duh".
Zartan, genius!

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