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Old 06-23-2009, 05:06 PM   #1
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Breast enlarging ringtones may sound like something you’d find in your spam folder, but apparently it’s legit thanks to the power of biology and subliminal messaging. One specialized scientist/composer’s ringtone is designed to enhance women’s breast size when listened to 20 times a day for 10 days. So what’s the secret message? Crying babies.
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Old 06-23-2009, 05:14 PM   #2
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Let's pray teenage girls don't get a hold of this technology. They have no idea how difficult big ones can be for teens.
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Old 06-23-2009, 05:18 PM   #3
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Old 06-23-2009, 05:21 PM   #4
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Will breast milk production be a side effect?

I like big boobs as much as the next guy and having my gf get bigger boobs would be great but I think the milk might turn me off a bit.
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Old 06-23-2009, 06:06 PM   #5
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Will breast milk production be a side effect?

I like big boobs as much as the next guy and having my gf get bigger boobs would be great but I think the milk might turn me off a bit.
Actually it's pretty tasty!!!!
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Old 06-23-2009, 06:12 PM   #6
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Let's pray teenage girls do get a hold of this technology. They have no idea how awesome big ones can be for teens.
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Actually it's pretty tasty!!!!
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Old 06-23-2009, 06:28 PM   #8
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Actually it's pretty tasty!!!!
{fotze mode on} I've always wondered if black women give chocolate milk. {fotze mode off}
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Old 06-23-2009, 06:28 PM   #9
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Actually it's pretty tasty!!!!
Please tell me you are an infant with advanced communicative skills.
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:02 PM   #10
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what next!!!!??? or need i ask?
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:05 PM   #11
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I like big boobies.
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:07 PM   #12
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I like big boobies.

of courseyou do!!!! Most guys do :P I don't think i've met a guy who doesn't like boobs!
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Old 06-23-2009, 09:12 PM   #13
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GTF is that your signed pic?
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Old 06-24-2009, 02:54 AM   #15
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Wonder what the male version would be, I can just see it now, a new line of male enhancement products for my email to be spammed with.
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Old 06-24-2009, 03:24 AM   #16
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Crying babies eh? Lots of those on public transport and incidentally lots of large boobies on public transport... I see the correllation.
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Old 06-24-2009, 04:51 AM   #17
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No. Your mom gave me that one claiming she found it in your old bedroom.
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Old 06-24-2009, 08:13 AM   #18
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Good lord I love big knockers.
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