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At least they didn't fin it and ate the whole thing. I'm a changed chinese person after watching Sharkwater.

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In just a short time, one of the rarest sharks in the world went from swimming in Philippine waters to simmering in coconut milk. The 13-foot-long (4-meter-long) megamouth shark (pictured), caught on March 30 by mackerel fishers off the city of Donsol, was only the 41st megamouth shark ever found, according to WWF-Philippines.
Fishers brought the odd creature—which died during its capture—to local project manager Elson Aca of WWF, an international conservation nonprofit.
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:03 PM   #2
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Old 04-07-2009, 01:08 PM   #3
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Asians eating whatever moves? What a surprise.
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I love sharks!! They are the most amazing animals on the planet.

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Old 04-07-2009, 01:19 PM   #5
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Asians eating whatever moves? What a surprise.
Imagine the delicacy if the shark had eaten a dog prior to being captured!
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I love sharks!! They are the most amazing animals on the planet.

Stop eating them you crazy asian! hehe
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Imagine the delicacy if the shark had eaten a dog prior to being captured!
and if the dog had eaten an abalone.

Chinese turducken!
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It's the asian turducken!
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and if the dog had eaten an abalone.

Chinese turducken!
I was thinking that, Shardoggone.
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I was thinking that, Shardoggone.
Racist! shark dogg gone!! Were you making slanted eyes when you were typing that? hehe
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Racist! shark dogg gone!! Were you making slanted eyes when you were typing that? hehe
Slanted eyes? I'm not sure what you're talking about? Are you saying Asians have different physical characteristics? I've never noticed, I don't look at people and think how are they different. I just love those yellow guys "fo hoo dey ah"





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Was this shark served in a restaurant?

How many people died during the meal?
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Sometimes when I look at my friend's dog, I feel the urge to eat it.
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Would you zipper-heads can it with the asian slurs.............
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