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Old 02-21-2006, 06:37 AM   #1
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A man accused of fatally beating his roommate with a sledgehammer and a claw hammer because there was no toilet paper in their home has been arrested.

you just never know when your roomate or significant other will blow up on you! What a dumbass....so um...what you in jail for?

One square at a time in prison
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Old 02-21-2006, 10:09 AM   #2
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Hey, if you go to prison for killing your roommate for leaving you without toilet paper odds are pretty good that your reputation will keep people from messing with you.

Hell, I've thought about killing former roommates for not replacing the toilet paper when my ass had to an impression of a peanut butter sandwich while searching for another roll...
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Old 02-21-2006, 11:08 AM   #3
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Damn it Reaper...tooooo much info!
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Old 02-21-2006, 11:11 AM   #4
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Could have been worse; he could have specified what type of peanut butter.
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Old 02-21-2006, 04:24 PM   #5
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Hey, if you go to prison for killing your roommate for leaving you without toilet paper odds are pretty good that your reputation will keep people from messing with you.

Hell, I've thought about killing former roommates for not replacing the toilet paper when my ass had to an impression of a peanut butter sandwich while searching for another roll...
Was it the chunky style or smooth
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Old 02-21-2006, 04:50 PM   #6
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probably chunky.
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