Pile of junk dumped outside my garage

[JiriHrdina]

So I get up this morning and start to drive out of my garage - catch in the rear view mirror what looks like something piled up at the door.

So I get out and outside my garage someone has dumped a pile of random junk.

Here's a quick list of what was there
- A wedding ring brochure
- What I think was a small wedding planning book
- A glass case with glasses inside
- A bottle of perfume
- A blanket
- A cowboy hat
- A book training binder for someone taking what appears to be a mortgage course
- Pieces of junk mail (no name or address)
- About 10 pens
- A wedding photo

That's about it I think. Most of this stuff wasn't damaged - just left outside my garage.

So...any theories on wdf this is all about?

[I_am_Beast]

well apparently your about to me married off in a cowboy hat, picked the ring for you to get, obviously you have to smell pretty and either own your own home or willing to buy one. She left 10 pens so you can't have a pen run out of ink to sign the wedding papers or the credit card statement for the ring.....the case of glasses let you know how many people are coming to the wedding, guess she wants to keep it small.... make sure you follow her plans in the wedding plan book.

if you don't go through with it, a blanket cause now your azz is homeless.....

as per the junk mail, odds are it's a vacation, credit card, or laywer info you can use to get the job done!

[Hemi-Cuda]

maybe Paul Raisin left you some presents

[Dion]

Maybe this was some guy who got cold feet about the wedding and his girlfriend kicked him out. Left his stuff by your garage out of frustration.

[HelloHockeyFans]

LOL I bet it was Syl pulling a prank on you... he was in Edmonton recently moving his crap out of his house right?

[missdpuck]

Redvan practically admitted to it in CMPunk's junk removal thread.

[ricosuave]

If you're parting out the blanket, cowboy hat and pens, I call dibs!

[HOOT]

My guess would be someone either robbed someone or broke into a car and took a knapsack. You just happen to be the lucky home owner the thief decided to dump all the garbage that wasn't worth anything to them.

If not then I am Beast is probably right...congrats on the wedding

[browna]

Originally Posted by JiriHrdina

So I get up this morning and start to drive out of my garage - catch in the rear view mirror what looks like something piled up at the door.

So I get out and outside my garage someone has dumped a pile of random junk.

How is Josh Green doing these days?

[CaptainCrunch]

Paul Macallum is that you?

[REDVAN]

Originally Posted by missdpuck

Redvan practically admitted to it in CMPunk's junk removal thread.

I don't actually know where he lives!

[fwd]

The first obvious question is:
How much were you drinking last night?

[missdpuck]

Originally Posted by REDVAN

I don't actually know where he lives!

That's funny. It seems Jiri is fun to pick on.

[Machiavelli]

Maybe someone asked for it to be left at their house and the person got the address wrong?