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Old 07-30-2008, 03:00 PM   #1
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Is anyone else as tempted to click this new CP banner add as I am?

The internets haven't been wrong about anything else...
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Old 07-30-2008, 03:03 PM   #2
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Cruch on you? I would imagine it's someone with a broken leg. I'd start looking for casts.
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Old 07-30-2008, 03:05 PM   #3
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Haven't explored my potential cruches yet but I did sign up for Wonderland. Interior decorating, fishing, walking your dog, making friends with ease. How could you go wrong?
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Old 07-30-2008, 03:11 PM   #4
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Cruches are a bitch. I took one on the toe and out of reflex karate-chopped a small child in the throat.

Thats one thing that'll make you look bad in front of the GF, Karate-Chopping an already injured child in the windpipe.

Apparently I can get some killer deals on Nightclubs though, that'll certainly help in the endeavour of replacing that condescending bitch of a girlfriend.
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Old 07-30-2008, 03:28 PM   #5
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Pardon an Oiler fan's ignorance, but what is a cruch?
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Old 07-30-2008, 03:51 PM   #6
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cruch != crutch

but for the sake of this thread

cruch ==
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Old 07-30-2008, 04:16 PM   #7
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I think you should click 'there' to check your inbox too. It says you have 99 new messages.

Oh and some slut in the calgary area wants to be your friend. hehe
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Old 07-30-2008, 04:24 PM   #8
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I think the OP means CRUSH... MODs?

PS - I can't stop talking about Crush from American Gladiators.
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Old 07-30-2008, 04:37 PM   #9
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Who has a crunch on you? Perhaps a hungry giant.
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Old 07-30-2008, 05:57 PM   #10
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Old 07-30-2008, 06:14 PM   #11
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Yes crush
can someone edit
has anyone seen this banner add?

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Old 07-30-2008, 06:26 PM   #12
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I'm embarrassed to say I clicked on it and they want you to buy something. Oh well, I was hoping it was you ShaolinFlame
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Old 07-30-2008, 09:51 PM   #13
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ahahahaha - breakin out "The Fast Life Gang" video...!

Nice choreography!

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Old 07-30-2008, 09:55 PM   #14
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Old 07-30-2008, 10:46 PM   #15
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PS - I can't stop talking about Crush from American Gladiators.

neither can i. never thought i'd say i found an american gladiator hot...
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Old 07-30-2008, 10:53 PM   #16
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Haven't explored my potential cruches yet but I did sign up for Wonderland. Interior decorating, fishing, walking your dog, making friends with ease. How could you go wrong?
AH HAH! They were targeting YOU all along, and I just had to suffer those stupid ads by association!

PS: Actually it was me that had the crush. On everyone on CP - which is why you're all getting the ad. ShaolinFlame, I have you down for a date in May 2014, which is when I start working thru the S's - hope that's ok!
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Old 07-30-2008, 11:11 PM   #17
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I'm going to the University of Liverpool! But no cruches.
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Pardon an Oiler fan's ignorance, but what is a cruch?
It can also be used to mean "as an excuse."

Such as:

The Oilers use injuries as a cruch for their woeful lack of success.


And guys, isn't it suppose to be "crutch"?
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Old 07-31-2008, 03:33 AM   #19
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PS - I can't stop talking about Crush from American Gladiators.
On that note, a little tip for those that would like to see more of her. She can also be seen on the 2nd season (and probably the 1st as well) of "Fight Girls", a reality TV show following a group of American women Muay Thai fighters as they train to take on the best in Thailand. "Crush" is one of the two girls who assists the master in training the girls.
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