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Old 12-16-2007, 06:47 PM   #1
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Old 12-16-2007, 07:09 PM   #2
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While celebrating a Flames goal, Dion Phaneuf looks over to see the Big Country girls come on the ice, led by Jocelyn Wildenstein.
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Old 12-16-2007, 07:11 PM   #3
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So... Where is Tanguay's hand going?
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Old 12-16-2007, 07:13 PM   #4
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Dion gets a chill down his spine....one of those feeling people get when you know something bad is going to go down.....

It turns out to have been a premonition of him killing the shifty eyed on the right in a 'Nucks jersey during when 'shifty' attempted to rape him later on that same evening.....
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That's why Tanguay was demoted to the second line.
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Old 12-16-2007, 07:13 PM   #6
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So... Where is Tanguay's hand going?
Maybe that answers the original question. Dion is scared because he knows he's on deck for the Frenchman's treatment.
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its been about 8 months since he saw that really ugly girl in the back room of Cowboys with Kipper.....and she looks big in the belly.
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its been about 8 months since he saw that really ugly girl in the back room of Cowboys with Kipper.....and she looks big in the belly.
beat me by half an hour....I'll be back
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Old 12-18-2007, 03:36 PM   #9
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Dion finally realizes Jarome is Black, and that joke he told earlier probably offended him
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Old 12-18-2007, 03:52 PM   #10
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Amazingly, Dion Phaneuf is the first person in the building to realize which net the Flames actually scored on. Whoops!
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Old 12-18-2007, 04:20 PM   #11
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Old 12-18-2007, 06:56 PM   #12
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Dion has a fear of giant rats
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Old 12-18-2007, 09:29 PM   #14
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^ Winner.
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Old 12-18-2007, 09:35 PM   #15
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^ Winner.
that one is clearly the winner!
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Old 12-18-2007, 09:39 PM   #16
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Game. Set. Match.
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Old 12-19-2007, 01:57 PM   #17
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I just love the reactions of the people in the crowd
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Old 12-19-2007, 05:22 PM   #18
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LMAO at the guy in the second row...with the shot right up the old gooch
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Old 12-24-2007, 02:21 PM   #19
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I still swear that the girl at Naked Guy's ass has stuff pouring out her nose. Probably Heroin Beer.
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I still swear that the girl at Naked Guy's ass has stuff pouring out her nose. Probably Heroin Beer.
sure looks like it
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