05-26-2007, 03:11 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Student Sentenced for Salad Dressing Semen
http://news.aol.com/strange/story/_a...990012?cid=936
"Castro pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct in connection with the Dec. 6 incident. He admitted taking a bottle of ranch salad dressing from the school cafeteria to the bathroom and ejaculating into it, and then returning it to the cafeteria where juniors and seniors eat lunch."
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05-26-2007, 03:16 PM
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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You know that there were students eating that saying
"Man this salad is orgasmic!"
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05-26-2007, 03:16 PM
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Norm!
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I don't know why, but I laughed pretty loudly at this.
As gross as it is, too me it sounds like either a huge practical joke, or a completely over the top revenge scheme.
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05-26-2007, 03:17 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout
You know that there were students eating that saying
"Man this salad is orgasmic!"
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Its so warm.
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05-26-2007, 03:26 PM
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Does anyone else wonder how he got caught? Who recognized the taste and called him on it?
Pretty disgusting though, I bet everyone hopes he doesnt have any STDs.
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05-26-2007, 03:33 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: calgary
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Thats very very gross, ewwww. but good point Locke... how did he get caught?
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05-26-2007, 03:34 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Hell
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"mmm tapioca"
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05-26-2007, 03:39 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by feartheflames
Thats very very gross, ewwww. but good point Locke... how did he get caught?
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Maybe for the full effect, he'd have to tell those he did it to.
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05-26-2007, 05:28 PM
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Norm!
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I'm thinking he probably took of picture of him adding the secret sauce, then gave the pictures to the people who had salad that day.
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05-26-2007, 06:17 PM
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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too bad he won't be going to prision and have his salad tossed
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05-27-2007, 01:59 AM
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One of the Nine
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He probably bragged to a few friends, and word got around.
Frickin nasty. Wouldn't doubt if he went home and dropped a spike in mom's brownie mix.
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05-27-2007, 02:46 AM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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That's absolutley DISGUSTING, it's almost as bad as this guy my friend new who took a poop wrapped it up in tissue and put it in his moms purse, some people are twisted.
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05-27-2007, 02:19 PM
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Franchise Player
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Great with a head of lettuce.
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