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Appleknockers? Criminals?
yikes.
Now this little ditty from Bizarre news...
HONG KONG - There is definite truth to the statement, "Drugs
make you dumber." And now to demonstrate the validity of
this phrase, may I introduce you to Ho Heng-chau. Ho was
appearing in court on drug charges sporting a T-shirt that
had the word "cocaine" on the front. He plead guilty to
possession of three ecstasy pills and while his lawyer was
arguing for an amiable his shirt caught the eye of the
magistrate. "Do you know you're appearing in court?"
Magistrate Ernest Lin was quoted as saying. "What are you
doing wearing a 'cocaine' T-shirt? You might as well carry
a sign that says 'I'm a drug head.'" Ho was fined $510 and
received another lecture courtesy of Magistrate Lin. Hey,
Ho, if you happen to kill someone wear that "Guns Don't Kill
People..." shirt to the trial, moron.
And finally....
What is with these couples giving them-
selves unwanted attention while in the throes of passion?
First, it was the pair who sent their car over a cliff. Now,
two British lovers alerted emergency officials when they
rolled onto their phone and unknowingly dialed police. All
Durham emergency officials on the other end of the line
could hear was a woman who sounded distressed and a man's
voice in the background. So police traced the call and
rushed to the home -- where they found the disheveled couple,
obviously not in any trouble. They had rolled on top of the
phone, which was on the floor, and accidentally dialed the
nine button three times, which is the equivalent of dialing
911. "They were rather surprised and not a little flustered
to find uniformed police on the doorstep," a police spokes-
man said.
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