Dusting Off 10 Questions w/Becky!!!
10 QUESTIONS WITH A CPHL GM
Real Name: Mom
GM: Chicago Blackhawks
Birthdadate: September 23, same as Lupul and Patty Ehelechner
Birthplace and Current Residence: Kalispell, Montana
1. You left the CPHL after Season 1 on not so friendly terms. Why'd you come back?
Hmmm I came back because Cheese asked me to. And I like to trade.
2. You wanted the writer of this feature to help make you more funny. Why would this be needed after looking at your latest trades?
Because I dread being dull like KG was! As for my recent trades, he who laughs last... yadda yadda yadda.
But you're a she...
How do you know?
Uhhh... Next Question...
3. Using the qualities you've found in the GMs of the CPHL, can you describe your dream man?
Sorry they are not there.
OUCH
4. Are you able to respond to any of the 10 questions in more than a sentance long answer?
I could if the questions were demanding of a longer answer.
OUCH AGAIN!
5. Can you describe your memories of your first NHL experience?
I was hooked on hockey by Great Auntie, she was a fiesty old gal. We would watch Hockey Night In Canada, because she got the channel from Lethbridge. It was pretty snowy, and you could not see the puck, but you could hear it! You could hear it hit the boards and the pipes. She thought Bobby Hull was the greatest *new* player LOL. She loved Chicago. So I had to hate them. Ironic eh.
6. Aside from the "major" rookies last season, who is ready to bust out this season?
Patrick Eaves should have a decent season. And although he is not a
rookie, I think Steve McCarthy is going to have an awesome season in Atlanta. That was why I wanted to get him from the Jets. Malkin, if he comes to play for Pittsburgh, should wow everyone.
7. Noob asks: "Which CPHL team will surprise gms this season and be better than most think they are?"
Toronto, because Chris makes shrewd trades. He has some very nice players, he has a good mix, and of course he has Turdo in net. That was a huge mistake by the Sens, trading Turdo. Also keeping Hamhuis hostage is mistake by GM Tim. It is only a matter of time before the entire team revolts against him
8. You work in the field of medicine. I have this friend, let's call him Moffie. He's described this horrible rash in his... uhhhh... well it's not good. What should he use to dull the itch?
Ice, lots of it. Pack ice on that rash. And don't eat any beets.
9. What's with buying all the boats when you trade for a player who you're about to trade, and then trade for again?
We only have a few. Gee we are right there on Lake Michigan, the perfect place for a party boat. Hamhuis has a really nice party yacht. He is dying to float it on Lake Michigan with the rest of the HAWKS, but NO, he is forbidden. So we have bought a few of our own boats. But the players take them when they move to a new team, so we have to continually replace boats.
10. If there was a "Notoepik" Award in the CPHL, what would it be awarded for?
Having the most fun. I think the game should be fun! Some people are soooo serious, I don't think I can be too serious about a game. It should be fun. 31 one GMs are not winning the ultimate prize. But they should still be having a great time. Writing up a game report for a team that loses all the time can be a chore, or it can be fun like Sylvanfan's were last year. LOL a chain smoking goalie, how much more fun can it get!
Either that or the GM that got the same player back the most times in one season. bwhah ahah
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