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Old 05-19-2006, 10:31 AM   #1
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Okay . . . . . which "two parts?"

Any guesses?

Two balls, one dick . . . . . which one did she leave alone?

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Old 05-19-2006, 10:33 AM   #2
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I'm thinking of cancelling my tee-time tomorrow in favour of mowing the lawn and giving a foot rub... Any suggestions?
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Old 05-19-2006, 10:33 AM   #3
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Someone's been playing hanky panky with the wrong people...
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Old 05-19-2006, 10:37 AM   #4
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Not to be oversensitive or anything, but if the story was one of a man coming home and cutting off one of his wife's tits, would you ask which one?

Is there a dichotomy between violence against a man's sexual organs (Bobbitt incident), and a woman's where one is funny and the other isn't?
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Old 05-19-2006, 10:39 AM   #5
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Not to be oversensitive or anything, but if the story was one of a man coming home and cutting off one of his wife's tits, would you ask which one?

Is there a dichotomy between violence against a man's sexual organs (Bobbitt incident), and a woman's where one is funny and the other isn't?
In a short answer? Absolutley.
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Old 05-19-2006, 10:39 AM   #6
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Men have senses of humour, women don't. But if someone cut off a tit and wore it as a hat, I might find that funny.
LMAO. I feel like a very bad person now. Thanks, fotze.
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Old 05-19-2006, 11:05 AM   #7
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Men have senses of humour, women don't. But if someone cut off a tit and wore it as a hat, I might find that funny.
That's pretty fracked up fotze. But I read you.

If a man cuts off a woman's tits = not funny (probably because violence against women is too common, and a big problem).

If a woman cuts off a man's junk = funny, and everyone usually assumes it is because she has a pretty good reason.

If a man cuts off a man's junk = not usually funny, more like an episode of the Sopranos.

If a dog bites off a man's junk = depending on the dog, could be funny, or another episode of Sopranos.

If a beaver bites off a man's junk = fracking **** your pant's funny regardless of other circumstances.


So I guess it is just all about context.
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Old 05-19-2006, 11:11 AM   #8
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If a woman cuts off a man's junk = funny, and everyone usually assumes it is because she has a pretty good reason.
Are you kidding? That woman is a crazy bitch.

I don't think anyone is of the mindset that Ms. Bobbit had a damned good reason.
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Old 05-19-2006, 11:13 AM   #9
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Are you kidding? That woman is a crazy bitch.

I don't think anyone is of the mindset that Ms. Bobbit had a damned good reason.
She probably had a reason to do something. But not rip off his.....frick...thats scary.
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Old 05-19-2006, 11:18 AM   #10
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If a beaver bites off a man's junk = fracking **** your pant's funny regardless of other circumstances.
"THE GALGAMECK VAGINA IS 2 FEET WIDE WITH RAZOR SHARP TEETH AROUND THE EDGES..DO YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT?"
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"THE GALGAMECK VAGINA IS 2 FEET WIDE WITH RAZOR SHARP TEETH AROUND THE EDGES..DO YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO HAVE SEX WITH THAT?"
LMAO!!! Good ol' South Park.
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Old 05-19-2006, 12:53 PM   #12
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I opened this thread expecting it to be about mrs. fotze's reaction to fotze's investment suggestions.
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Old 05-19-2006, 01:00 PM   #13
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I don't condone hitting women, but if you're getting your ball/s and johnson being ripped off you'd think that's a free pass to knock the bitch out. No?
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Old 05-19-2006, 01:05 PM   #14
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I don't condone hitting women, but if you're getting your ball/s and johnson being ripped off you'd think that's a free pass to knock the bitch out. No?
maybe flog her with the freshly removed johnson...that'll teach her about messin with a mans twig and berries
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I don't condone hitting women, but if you're getting your ball/s and johnson being ripped off you'd think that's a free pass to knock the bitch out. No?
Generally you can consider any assault against your genitalia to be considered a free pass.
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Yeah, that's just wrong. You should definitely let your anger out before it results in mutilating genitalia.
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Old 05-20-2006, 08:54 AM   #18
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Jim Rome was all over this on Thursday and Friday--it was actually funny the way he delivered it--painful but funny
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I love how its from a place called Nicetown.
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