I can't stop talking about Garth Snow!!!

[Sylvanfan]

You can't go on our main board these days without one of these threads so I thought the CPHL could use one of these. Lets get some CPHL threads going.

Garth Snow is the man in the CPHL. He is a playoff legend having collected two CPHL Stanley Cups and is well on his way to his third straight. He's won his last 9 playoff starts. This year he's 7-0 with a 2.20 GAA and .926 sv %. They call Snow the Michelin man because if it's playoff time your net is safer with him in goal than someone driving a Lexus with Michelin tires. Garth Snow is quickley becoming a legend in the CPHL history books. Forget being a Kiprusoffian, I'm a Garth Snowian!!!

[Cheese]

Snow-men unite!

[notoepik]

Garth Snow is fake--he never melts down

[Mango]

Garth Snow lives in a dome shaped house. When you shake it...well, you know what happens.

[flambers]

Some time in game 4 WE WILL RUN THAT DAM goalie...... Yelled the Rangers GM... in a media confernece.

[Cheese]

Originally Posted by flambers

Some time in game 4 WE WILL RUN THAT DAM goalie...... Yelled the Rangers GM... in a media confernece.

Im sending this to the league office!

[Goffie]

I have a serious question .....Is it possible for Garth Snow to lose??

[MJK]

I have a series question as well.....Goffie, did you get those herpes taken care of after?

[KevanGuy]

Originally Posted by Goffie

I have a serious question .....Is it possible for Garth Snow to lose??

Nope. I set the SIM to 'Snow, Garth - Never lose'.

[notoepik]

Originally Posted by Goffie

I have a serious question .....Is it possible for Garth Snow to lose??

Despite what KevanGuy says about the sim setting Snow would be a big fat chunky of Swiss cheese if he was a Hawk! Just look what we did to our parade of goalies last season!

[Goffie]

Originally Posted by MJK

I have a series question as well.....Goffie, did you get those herpes taken care of after?

Nope that cream you gave me never worked, next time I sleep with your girlfriend she better warn me about anything she has in advance!!

[Sylvanfan]

Garth experience herpes at the age of 12 when he partook in an experiment conducted by two Harvard phsycology students. The two girls aged 19 and 20 at the time were taking a human sexuality course. Initially the girls were attempting to study the effects of adolescents first experiencing the sesation of intercourse. After conducting the experiement the girls changed the focus of their study to the uncanny ability of the female to experience a seemingly non-stop multiple orgasm. Something these two "experienced" girls hadn't experience until they'd met Garth....

[Cheese]

Originally Posted by Sylvanfan

Garth experience herpes at the age of 12 when he partook in an experiment conducted by two Harvard phsycology students. The two girls aged 19 and 20 at the time were taking a human sexuality course. Initially the girls were attempting to study the effects of adolescents first experiencing the sesation of intercourse. After conducting the experiement the girls changed the focus of their study to the uncanny ability of the female to experience a seemingly non-stop multiple orgasm. Something these two "experienced" girls hadn't experience until they'd met Garth....

Um...hmmmm...into the Vodka again Sly?

[Prototype]

Time does wait for Snow, man.

[droopydrew19]

Don't eat yellow snow