Public Service Announcement

[SeeGeeWhy]

In my office, the bathrooms have black toilet seats. This allowed me to discover what I will call a suspicious white powder sprinkled on the seat this morning as I sat down for my 9:30 constitutional.

I stood there for a bit wondering what it could be, and upon closer inspection it appeared to be what I've dubbed "psoriassis" or "ass dandruff". I simply dusted it off with a few squares of TP and proceeded with my business, but I wanted to warn all of you white seaters that a similar condition may be awaiting you if you are not careful.

I will be making up a flyer warning my co-workers of the danger and to suds their cheeks with head and shoulders twice a week to prevent such tragedies in the future. I suggest you all do the same.

Until next time, happy pooping.

[greyshep]

[ken0042]

Reminds me of an old joke:

Two girls are talking about their boyfriends. The one comments that her boyfriend has terrible dandruff.

1st girl- Have you tried giving him Head & Shoulders?
2nd girl- Yes I have........... hey what's "and shoulders?"

[Fuzzy McGillicuddy]

Anal itch is a serious medical condition which has taken a backseat for too long. I found this helpful advice:

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Are you constantly scratching and then picking the scaly, flaky skin out of your comb, brush and underwear?

Recognize anyone here?

"I'd like to thank you all for coming to this meeting
. . ."

(scratch, scratch scratch.)

"As you know, today we are going to be discussing
the proposed merger . . ."

(Scratch, Scratch Scratch!)

"A billion dollar merger which will effect both
companies in very substantive ways . . ."

(SCRATCH, SCRATCH SCRATCH!!!!!!!!)

"Bob, will you please get your hand out of the
back of your pants and either sit down or
go to the doctor!"


Maybe you recognize yourself?


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