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Old 01-12-2006, 02:34 AM   #1
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Why let the liberals have all the fun?

http://www.davidjanes.com/attack-2006/
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Old 01-12-2006, 06:05 AM   #2
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Harper starts with "H"

Hitler starts with "H"

Hitler in Paliament........

...........as Prime Minister

...........In Canada

We did not make this up.

We aren't allowed to make things up.

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Old 01-12-2006, 07:35 AM   #3
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I'm surprised you guys know how to do one of those seeing as how the Cons are sooooo above all that.
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Old 01-12-2006, 07:40 AM   #4
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We put on our Liberal caps when we do that.

and LOL Ernie! That one could almost be believed as a true Liberal ad.

I loved the "We aren't allowed to make things up" line from those Liberal ads. Partly becuase they pretty much are, but mainly because it implies that they would make things up (read: lie) if they were allowed.
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Old 01-12-2006, 08:45 AM   #5
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LOL!!! I never knew I was voting for Lego...
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Old 01-12-2006, 08:58 AM   #6
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I'm surprised you guys know how to do one of those seeing as how the Cons are sooooo above all that.
Learning from the masters will eventually rub off.
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Old 01-12-2006, 09:13 AM   #7
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A vote for Harper is a vote for Lego!
You say that like it's a bad thing.

The only thing Lego ever did wrong was the design flaw in the space suits in the Space Lego; which requires the person to remove his head to be able to remove his backpack.
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Old 01-12-2006, 09:31 AM   #8
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Stephen Harper never released his dietary consumption to the public.
Some countries eat puppies for dinner.
Maybe Stephen Harper Eats Puppies.
We just don't know.
He hasn't said otherwise.
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Old 01-12-2006, 10:57 AM   #9
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Ok I'll play along.

Stephen Harper has a hidden agenda.
Stehpen Harper is a Sith Lord.
The Conservatives want to enslave the galaxy,
kill the Jedi and Wookies.
Vote Stephen Harper for Galactic Empire.


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Old 01-12-2006, 11:57 AM   #10
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Separated at Birth?
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Old 01-12-2006, 01:21 PM   #11
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Marek Zedlicky eats kittens.
Stephen Harper has never been seen with Marek Zedlicky.
Looks to me like Stephen and Marek are probably the same person.....who likes to eat kittens.

Or as stolen from Clone High.

Last year Stephen Harper claimed to be 43.
Now he says hes 44. Which is it Stephen?
Better get your story straight.
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Old 01-12-2006, 01:29 PM   #12
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Ok I'll play along.

Stephen Harper has a hidden agenda.
Stehpen Harper is a Sith Lord.
The Conservatives want to enslave the galaxy,
kill the Jedi and Wookies.
Vote Stephen Harper for Galactic Empire.


Darth Harper: There are some powers...which are considered un-natural by the Liberals.

Joe Ontarian: Is it possible to learn this power?

Darth Harper: NOT....from a Fiberal.

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Old 01-12-2006, 03:08 PM   #13
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Harper loves the Edmonton Oilers.
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Harper loves the Edmonton Oilers.
No, he's part of the 100,000 strong ownership group of the Edmonton Oilers
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:32 PM   #15
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Talk about a strong ownership group. It's great you can own an NHL team for $100.
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:46 PM   #16
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Stephen Harper doesn't want gun control.

Or gay marriage.

Angry gays...

With guns...

Here...

In Canada...
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Old 01-12-2006, 05:01 PM   #17
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If I could dig up that picture of Harper in the most ridiculous cowboy costume ever of leather and white shirt at some fundraiser or maybe pancake breakfast, it'd make a great image for this thread.
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Old 01-12-2006, 05:56 PM   #18
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Klein loves the flames. Last time we played them they interviewed him and asked who he was cheering for. Even though it was in Edmonton he picked the flames!

Good ol' ralphy. That's why we love him.
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Klein loves the flames. Last time we played them they interviewed him and asked who he was cheering for. Even though it was in Edmonton he picked the flames!

Good ol' ralphy. That's why we love him.
Why would Klein change? He loves Calgary and only has to be in Edmonton because he is forced to go there. I had a chat with him one night at a chinese restaurant when he was waiting for take out.

I was hoping he could do something and declare Calgary the capital city of Alberta. hehe. Still have no idea why it isn't.
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Old 01-12-2006, 11:41 PM   #20
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If I could dig up that picture of Harper in the most ridiculous cowboy costume ever of leather and white shirt at some fundraiser or maybe pancake breakfast, it'd make a great image for this thread.



That has caption contest written alllll over it.
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