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Old 04-26-2019, 01:52 PM   #1
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Anyone have one of these? I picked one up a couple of weeks ago on Amazon and it is seriously cool. Their little catch phrase is: Sit. Elevate. Eliminate. It really is that simple. It lines your body up better for an instant evacuation of your bowels. You feel totally empty when you're done doing your business. There may even be a little more spring in my step as I'm feeling lighter than ever.



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Between this and the bidets I bought last year I'm pretty stoked on my bathroom these days.
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Old 04-26-2019, 01:54 PM   #2
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I clicked on the thread title without reading who posted it because I already knew it was going to be Sliver.

Did not disappoint.
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Old 04-26-2019, 01:55 PM   #4
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How does your OP not include this amazing video?
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These are legit.
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Old 04-26-2019, 02:25 PM   #6
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Howard Stern has been praising this for years.

Skeptics say:

https://healthybutsmart.com/squatty-potty/
https://skeptoid.com/blog/2015/09/26/squatty-potty/
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Howard Stern has been praising this for years.
And he knows a thing or two about producing ####.
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Old 04-26-2019, 02:33 PM   #8
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Old 04-26-2019, 02:33 PM   #9
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I used the squatty potty one time out of curiosity. It was just way too out of my comfort zone for me.
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Old 04-26-2019, 02:38 PM   #10
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I came in to make a joke but the truth is I actually am curious about these too!
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Old 04-26-2019, 02:38 PM   #11
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I used the squatty potty one time out of curiosity. It was just way too out of my comfort zone for me.
Same. It felt like I was about to:

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I usually prop my feet up on a couple of empty bottles of Metamucil to get that elevated feel.
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I usually prop my feet up on a couple of empty bottles of Metamucil to get that elevated feel.
I feel I should weigh in here, Sliver is right. They work.
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Old 04-26-2019, 02:49 PM   #14
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I love you Sliver.

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Old 04-26-2019, 03:07 PM   #15
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I would use one of those to pee from Great Height.
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Old 04-26-2019, 03:13 PM   #16
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all you need is a hole in the floor, really...


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I feel I should weigh in here, Sliver is right. They work.
I can confirm positive results as well. I just use an empty box with a handle though, didn't buy the actual product.
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I can confirm positive results as well. I just use an empty box with a handle though, didn't buy the actual product.
Is that it on your avatar?
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all you need is a hole in the floor, really...
This one has a handle on the wall and there's no water all over the place. this is top tier luxury compared to most I've seen
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Howard Stern swears by it.
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