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Patient suffers severe burns after fart ignites fire during surgery
Cant make this stuff up.
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A woman was left in agony after she farted during surgery, which ignited a fire on the operating table that burned most of her body, according to a hospital report.
http://www.calgarysun.com/2016/11/01...during-surgery
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ok come on.
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Paging hot_flatus...
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As someone who goes for colonoscopies at least twice/year, this concerns me.
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Hope they got dressings on those burns, toot suite.
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I wonder hwo much she'll sue for.
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I wonder hwo much she'll sue for.
Farty million.
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Man I wonder how deep into surgery that was as how does the surgeon handle that when they are in the middle of a delicate procedure in that area?
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When I read the title my first thought went to Slava. Glad it wasn't him.
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I want to laugh, but deep down I know I'll go to hell if I do.
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I feel like this would happen to me
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This is why you don't eat for 24 hours, people.
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Pretty horrible.
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Some of you guys are making a$$e$ of yourselves.......
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I feel so bad for that poor lady. I've had a severe burn before and it's not fun.
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Farty million.
It better be done in odourly fashion as she will need the money toot sweet.
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As someone who may or may not have attempted to light a fart, I can't believe this.
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Assumed it happened in Florida, nope Japan.
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The best thing about this thread is that the only one who thanked the original post to date is user NuclearFart
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Patient suffers severe burns after fart ignites fire during surgery
