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Old 09-21-2013, 12:30 AM   #1
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The only catch: You can't get out of bed for 70 days.

NASA is looking for study participants to help with its research into the effects of long-term spaceflight on the human body.

Scientists claims that having people lie in bed for 70 days is the easiest way to study the effects of microgravity on the body without having to opt for the more expensive option: actually sending people to space.

"Watching you will help scientists learn how an astronaut’s body will change in weightlessness during space flight in the future," the agency said in a statement.

Approved bed-rest participants — sorry, couch potatoes, you have to be very healthy to make the cut — will be paid $18,000 for 15 weeks of their time.
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After spending two weeks at the Johnson Space Center, where scientists will observe participants' bodies in normal conditions and participating in normal activities, study subjects will move to NASA's Flight Analogs Research Unit (FARU) at the University of Texas Medical Branch in Galveston, Texas, where they will spend the next 70 days lying in a bed tilted head-down at a six-degree angle.

Getting out of bed is not an option. A modified shower gurney allows participants to bathe. Meals are delivered to their bedside. Participants can read books, Skype with friends, check Facebook, watch TV and even work — an easy way to boost that work-from-home income?
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/good-...4002.html?vp=1
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Old 09-21-2013, 12:37 AM   #2
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Can't you get a blood clot doing this?
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Old 09-21-2013, 12:46 AM   #3
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That's a pay cut for CP members!
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Apply for the study here. Sorry, Canadians. This opportunity is just for our neighbours south of the border.
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Old 09-21-2013, 01:05 AM   #5
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I'm sure 'Honey-boo-boo's' mom is on a list somewhere. If she hasnt done this already.
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Old 09-21-2013, 01:37 AM   #6
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Are you allowed conjugal visits? If so sign me up!
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Are you allowed conjugal visits? If so sign me up!
How about 70 days of sex in bed?
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Old 09-21-2013, 10:46 AM   #8
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$18K to risk long term negative health effects? Not a chance.
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I'll need a bedpan, a copy of gta 5 and domino's pizza on speed dial.
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Old 09-21-2013, 11:59 AM   #10
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The boredom and health consequences would suck, but the worst part would be the fact they're watching you the whole time. As if your life wasn't limited enough by being bedridden, most of the fun stuff you could do in bed isn't stuff you'd want a half dozen nerds watching you do.

I'd only consider it as a means to get out of an unhappy marriage or to avoid a mob hit.
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Old 09-21-2013, 12:37 PM   #11
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As long as I have a computer, a bedpan, and nothing else to do...sure.
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Old 09-21-2013, 12:38 PM   #12
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Would they be cleaning the bedding regularly?
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Old 09-21-2013, 12:51 PM   #13
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I wouldn't do it for twice the money. There are the obvious health concerns, being watched 24/7, unbelievable boredom and the very fact a healthy human cannot stay horizontal for more than two months. Staying in bed will get painfull after a while. That's why we get out of bed daily.
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Old 09-21-2013, 12:55 PM   #14
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Is Scarlet Johanson involved? If so, I'd be in, otherwise no.
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I like sleeping in now and again but I couldn't do it. My back would be sore after like 2 days.
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Old 09-21-2013, 04:05 PM   #17
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No way. You would be come a vegetable. Also imagine the boredom, that would get to me.
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Old 09-21-2013, 04:29 PM   #18
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Would be tough... If I had two months to throw away it might be interesting to try but I'd imagine the $18000 might enough to pay for recovery treatment as a result of participating.
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Old 09-22-2013, 12:23 AM   #19
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Has Mrmastadonfarm been on this experiment for the last 5 years?
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Old 09-23-2013, 11:19 AM   #20
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as an aside, this salary works out to $93,857 annually - you'd almost be a 1.0%'r.......

It would be interesting to try it for a couple of days.......
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