Saved by the Bell star sentenced to prison

[Jets4Life]

Port Washington — Dustin Diamond, best known for his role as Screech in the '90s television show "Saved by the Bell," was sentenced on Thursday to 120 days in jail and 15 months of probation in Ozaukee County Circuit Court.

He will likely be granted work release privileges, which would allow him to leave jail to work as a stand-up comedian, said Ozaukee County District Attorney Adam Gerol.

Diamond and his fiancée, Amanda Schutz, were also ordered to pay $1,501 in restitution to Port Washington resident Casey Smet, plus over $500 more for associated transportation costs for the prosecution's witnesses and court expenses.

Diamond, 38, was found guilty in May of two misdemeanors — carrying a concealed weapon and disorderly conduct with a concealed weapon — for stabbing Smet during a bar brawl last Christmas. He was cleared of the felony charge of second-degree recklessly endangering safety.

http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/s...309801601.html

Wow.

What a trainwreck of a career. Dustin "Screech" Diamond, sentenced to jail. Too bad he burned all his bridges with co-stars.

[dissentowner]

Thank god it was not another adult film.

[CaptainCrunch]

The courts would have done humanity a favor if they hadn't put in the Work Privilege part of the sentence. He's not funny.

[Temporary_User]

There is a big difference between being sent to prison and sent to jail.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Jets4Life

Wow.

What a trainwreck of a career. Dustin "Screech" Diamond, sentenced to jail. Too bad he burned all his bridges with co-stars.

Have his former co-stars done anything significantly better than those celebrity reality shows.

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by Wormius

Have his former co-stars done anything significantly better than those celebrity reality shows.

Well, Elizabeth Berkley gave millions of dudes rock hard boners with Showgirls.

[pylon]

Originally Posted by Reaper

Well, Elizabeth Berkley gave millions of dudes rock hard boners with Showgirls.

LOL, wut?

She was stiff, revolting, brutally awkward in sex scenes, about as attractive as a horse, and universally panned for her complete inability to be sexy in a film about frikkin strippers for that role.

I was a hormone raging dude-bro in my early twenties when that film came out, and I laughed my ass off at how horrible and somehow 'un-arousing' she was in that film.

[Nage Waza]

Originally Posted by pylon

LOL, wut?

She was stiff, revolting, brutally awkward in sex scenes, about as attractive as a horse, and universally panned for her complete inability to be sexy in a film about frikkin strippers for that role.

I was a hormone raging dude-bro in my early twenties when that film came out, and I laughed my ass off at how horrible and somehow 'un-arousing' she was in that film.

Well you obviously don't remember staring at a screen like this:

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by pylon

She was stiff, revolting, brutally awkward in sex scenes, about as attractive as a horse, and universally panned for her complete inability to be sexy in a film about frikkin strippers for that role.

Dude, she was naked. That's all it takes for teenaged dudes. I didn't say it was a huge accomplishment.

[csnarpy]

And I'm pretty sure Thiessen had a pretty good career.

[Jets4Life]

Originally Posted by csnarpy

And I'm pretty sure Thiessen had a pretty good career.

Thiesson had a main role on Beverley Hills 90210, after the departure of Shannen Dougherty.

Mario Lopez (Slater) - hosted a number of shows, including Pet Star, The X Factor, and Extra.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar (Zack)- NYPD Blue, and a number of made for TV movies.

Elizabeth Berkley- number of supporting roles after Showgirls.

Lark Voorhies (Lisa Turtle)- nothing significant. Mental health issues.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by Jets4Life

Thiesson had a main role on Beverley Hills 90210, after the departure of Shannen Dougherty.

Mario Lopez (Slater) - hosted a number of shows, including Pet Star, The X Factor, and Extra.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar (Zack)- NYPD Blue, and a number of made for TV movies.

Elizabeth Berkley- number of supporting roles after Showgirls.

Lark Voorhies (Lisa Turtle)- nothing significant. Mental health issues.

Surly you forget her role in How High.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_High

[PeteMoss]

Mark-Paul Gosselaar had a recurring role on CSI last season I believe.

[CaptainCrunch]

Show girls, . . . snicker.

She was the least sexy sexy chick ever.

I think when they were casting they forgot the first rule is that strippers have to be able to strip.

Even that sex scene with that dude from Twin Peaks looked johnson snapping painfully awkward.