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Old 02-05-2013, 01:28 PM   #1
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A Washington woman is accused of smothering her boyfriend to death with her breasts.

Snohomish County authorities tell KIRO-TV that they were called out to the couple’s Airport Inn trailer park after witnesses heard the 51-year-old man yelling at her to get off of him after she threw him down. When authorities arrived, they found the man dead with Donna Lange on top of him, her chest smothering his face.

http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2013/01/...h-her-breasts/
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:31 PM   #2
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he got......... booby trapped!
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:31 PM   #3
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So many smart ass replies, so little time...
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:33 PM   #4
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:35 PM   #5
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:39 PM   #6
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A lot of people would pay good money for that.
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:45 PM   #7
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:45 PM   #8
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"Airport Inn trailer park"


Why am I not surprised.....
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:47 PM   #9
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lol tits.
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Wasn't there an exact incident like this last year or the year before?
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:49 PM   #11
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5"6' 195 lbs.



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Old 02-05-2013, 01:57 PM   #12
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hope he thanked her for the mammaries...
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:57 PM   #13
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Wasn't there an exact incident like this last year or the year before?
That one was just an attempted smothering. Surprising, because she definitely had the weapons to finish to job.

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Between Canoe sex, boob smoothering and threesomes CalPuck really needs a Calpuck after dark forum
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I would just like to point out that I came into this thread to see if Huntingwhale would thank a posted picture of a generously proportioned woman, and left satisfied.
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Guys, the good news is that women can now be charged for concealing lethal weapons!
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:50 PM   #20
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I guess thats better than being smothered by a$$
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