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Old 07-15-2011, 06:55 PM   #1
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http://new.ca.music.yahoo.com/blogs/...anthony-split/

Lopez and Anthony get divorced after 7 years.
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Old 07-15-2011, 06:57 PM   #2
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Old 07-15-2011, 06:59 PM   #3
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Old 07-15-2011, 06:59 PM   #4
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Lol, I had one of 3 posters in mind on who was going to post first. It was you or 2 others that I was thinking of.
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Old 07-15-2011, 07:03 PM   #5
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She'll fulfill my wishes with her taco flavoured kisses.
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Epic thread title...all the way.
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Thank gawed. Now's my chance!
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I've always liked J-Lo.

What can I say, I'm a butt-man.






Yeah......and she always takes good care of her hair.
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Old 07-16-2011, 02:22 AM   #10
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For all I care J Lo can shove it.

After what she did to Affleck, karma's a bi***.
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Old 07-16-2011, 02:26 AM   #11
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Does this mean she'll have more time to make The Cell 2?
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Old 07-16-2011, 09:30 AM   #12
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For all I care J Lo can shove it.

After what she did to Affleck, karma's a bi***.
Didn't Ben dump her, just before the wedding?
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Old 07-16-2011, 09:48 AM   #13
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if the stories of her spitting at people who work for her (as well as various other abuses), and treating some fans like garbage are true, she can go crawl back under whatever rock she came from.

However if they are not true, I'd like to apologize for thinking bad things about her by offering her a week of marathon sex
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Old 07-16-2011, 09:54 AM   #14
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No surprise there. When she tried to reboot her career last time as the wholesome family woman, it flopped. A single Lopez is more attractive to the public than a married one.

/yesiamcynical.

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Old 07-16-2011, 10:50 AM   #15
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For all I care J Lo can shove it.

After what she did to Affleck, karma's a bi***.
Affleck had it coming he was cheating on her with Ms Lopez




Sadly it was a career setback and embarrassment for Affleck when he and the world found out that Ms. Lopez was actually Mitch Conner a drifter conman of no fixed address.
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