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Old 05-18-2011, 02:26 PM   #1
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No, this isn't a game of Europa Universalis. It appears Denmark is about to begin an attempt with the UN to annex the North Pole (geographic North Pole), along with a few other areas:

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18...h-pole/?hpt=C2

It is supposedly confirmed by the Danish Foreign Minister, but I can't read Viking:

http://www.information.dk/268428

Keep in mind this isn't the entirety of the Arctic, but certain areas, with the North Pole included in those.
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:29 PM   #2
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And people said we didnt need the F-35s... Pfftttt
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:29 PM   #3
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Nuts to that, get the CC-177's fired up and airdrop a bunch of our troops up there with CF-18's providing cover.

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Old 05-18-2011, 02:29 PM   #4
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Surely Denmark is one of those puny countries that even Canada could beat in a war.
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:32 PM   #5
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Liberate Greenland!
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Isnt Denmark the pimple of a country on the north end of Germany?

What claim do they have to the Arctic?
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:34 PM   #7
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Alright. Gear up Canadian Forces, we are going to annex the entirety of the Arctic before the Danes can get their hands on it!
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Isnt Denmark the pimple of a country on the north end of Germany?

What claim do they have to the Arctic?
Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark.
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:46 PM   #9
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Could you imagine how pathetic a Canadian-Danish war would be?

Like bitchslapping each other.

(I know this article has nothing to do with it)
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Could you imagine how pathetic a Canadian-Danish war would be?

Like bitchslapping each other.

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Except we'd have the big fat 8th grader brother who everyone hates but secretly wants to be like to back us up.
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:58 PM   #11
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No one honestly doesn't think we could put the boots to Denmark? C'mon, we must have more jam than that.

Moot point anyways, don't think either country has the ability to transport a good chunk of troops that far.
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Liberate Greenland!
Yup I say we "liberate" Greenland. We then can force them to learn french if they want to do any Government business. That will teach them!
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Except we'd have the big fat 8th grader brother who everyone hates but secretly wants to be like to back us up.
Not really, that big fat 8th grader has it's own agenda and claims for the north.
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Old 05-18-2011, 03:28 PM   #14
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Could you imagine how pathetic a Canadian-Danish war would be?

Like bitchslapping each other.

(I know this article has nothing to do with it)
Personally, I think we'd feed them their lunch (mainly horse meat).

Seriously though, I would love it if they sent a ship up there and we blew it out of the water. Canada should start taking a "don't eff with us" attitude. People talk about need weapons and toys to protect our arctic sovereignty, but posture and attitude is number one. All the F-35s in the world won't help you if they are just for show and everyone knows it.
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We have about 6 times the population of Denmark with about 6 times the people availiable for for military service. Their only obvious advantage is that they have manditory training at age 18 for adult males from 4 to 12 months depending on what they are trained for.

Canada should have an advantage in actual combat experience.
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Denmark is a member of NATO. There's absolutely zero chance we'll get into a shooting war with them; this will be settled entirely by diplomats.
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