05-14-2011, 07:31 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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It is Banff you have to worry about.
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05-14-2011, 07:33 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by robocop
Basically I'm wondering about the odds of getting an std by sleeping with a random girl in Calgary. I'm very worried about it and have the urge to ask girls if they are clean, any advice here? (I always wrap it up)
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Not really sure how someone on the internet can give you the odds of getting an STD.
It all depends on who you are sleeping with.
And the quickest way not to get laid is to ask a girl if she's got an STD.
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05-14-2011, 07:34 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Just wrap it up. It's not rocket appliances.
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05-14-2011, 07:35 PM
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^^It was just a conversation starter
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Originally Posted by rubecube
Just wrap it up. It's not rocket appliances.
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Herpes is what I'm worried about.
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05-14-2011, 07:39 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
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7 posts in and no crack at Fotze's mom?
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05-14-2011, 07:43 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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I got a list...PM me
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05-14-2011, 07:45 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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The odds of getting an STD are pretty low, but I guess that is little consolation to people who do get one.
I slept with dozens of women and rarely used protection and have never had anything. That ended though when I had an HIV scare and had to get tested a few times before I could conclusively say I was clean. The approximately 2 years of hypochondria, paranoia and anxiety is totally not worth it though, so just wrap it up and save yourself the grief.
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Last edited by FlamesAddiction; 05-14-2011 at 07:57 PM.
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05-14-2011, 07:46 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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It is a sad collection of people in the waiting room at the Sheldon M. Chumir Centre, let me tell you.
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05-14-2011, 08:17 PM
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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If you're going to sleep with a girl you just met, use a condom (probably a good idea to use them with girls you do know until you know they've been tested). Think about this: if a girl is willing to sleep with you despite hardly knowing you, she's probably willing to sleep with other guys too. So there's a good chance she's been around the block.
In Canada, the odds of man getting HIV from vaginal sex are very low. About half of HIV cases in Canada are gay men and many of the remaining are intra-venous drug users. However, that doesn't change the fact that it does happen and the consequences are devastating. Why would anyone ever sleep with random peopel without a condom.
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05-14-2011, 08:36 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Stick it in her ass. That way she can't get pregnant and you can't get an STD (fact).
Obviously I am kidding - of course woman still get pregnant through a good ass fawking.
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05-14-2011, 08:50 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blankall
Why would anyone ever sleep with random peopel without a condom.
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I think a lot of the time, alcohol is a factor. When you're drinking, you tend to throw caution to the wind. And let's be honest here... condom sex is crappy sex. I can't speak for women, but for guys, it really takes away from it. Might as well masturbate. Especially if you already have kinky appetites, the last thing you want is to diminish the sensation.
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05-14-2011, 09:18 PM
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by THE SCUD
Stick it in her ass. That way she can't get pregnant and you can't get an STD (fact).
Obviously I am kidding - of course woman still get pregnant through a good ass fawking.
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Sex standing up in the shower also ensures no preggers.
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05-14-2011, 09:20 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Your Mother's Place.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by THE SCUD
Stick it in her ass. That way she can't get pregnant and you can't get an STD (fact).
Obviously I am kidding - of course woman still get pregnant through a good ass fawking.
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NOT a fact.
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05-14-2011, 09:26 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Okotoks
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Originally Posted by vanisleflamesfan
NOT a fact.
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Must be some heavy wind here, cause I just heard a giant whoosh sound.
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05-14-2011, 09:29 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: SW
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Quote:
Originally Posted by THE SCUD
Stick it in her ass. That way she can't get pregnant and you can't get an STD (fact).
Obviously I am kidding - of course woman still get pregnant through a good ass fawking.
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Possibly the funniest read in my 4 years here!
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05-14-2011, 09:29 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vanisleflamesfan
NOT a fact.
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