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Old 10-10-2010, 05:10 PM   #1
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Default Kiwi's Drink Urine and Vomit at Oktoberfest

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THE 100 CLUB RULES
* Judges can raid vans for disgusting food products to be consumed by participants.
* Drink concoctions are made and put into vessels called funnels or bongs.
* Judges can put anything in funnels (unless allergic).
* Judges can cover participants in flour and food.
* Participants must have their own vessel and shot glass (or equivalent).
* Participants must supply their own beer.
* Shots of beer are to be consumed every minute for 100 minutes.
* Judges keep time of each minute by smashing two pots together.
* If a participant uses the toilet, vomits or urinates they must drink a penalty funnel.
* If a participant is forced to drink a penalty funnel they are eliminated.
* Anyone wearing underwear will have it ripped off.
* No touching your face.
* No drinking with the right hand.
* No back chat.
* No arguing with the judges.
* Funnels can be given for any reason or no reason at all.
* Participants can get revenge on judges at the end (often by urinating on them).
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Old 10-10-2010, 05:14 PM   #2
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I guess this is the kind of culture that Muta and Ozy_Flame can't find in Calgary.
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The Kiwis' behaviour, which disgusted some Germans, was performed by a group called the 100 Club.
I thought drinking urine and other nasty bodily fluids was something the Germans pioneered? Or has online pornography mislead me?
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That is absolutely disgusting.
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Old 10-10-2010, 05:18 PM   #5
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Could be worse. Could drink Molson Canadian.
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Unless you've actually drank urine, don't judge.
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Old 10-10-2010, 06:43 PM   #7
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We used to play Centurion when I was a kid (a shot of beer ever minute for 100 minutes) and that in itself is pretty difficult. I managed to do it only once. A few of my friends did piss themselves... But only becAuse you weren't allowed to leave the table once the game had started.
Good times.
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Old 10-10-2010, 08:51 PM   #8
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I guess this is the kind of culture that Muta and Ozy_Flame can't find in Calgary.
Is that necessary man? What an immature thing to say.
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Old 10-10-2010, 08:53 PM   #9
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I guess this is the kind of culture that Muta and Ozy_Flame can't find in Calgary.
It's true. Haven't seen it happen in Calgary.
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Old 10-10-2010, 08:56 PM   #10
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I guess this is the kind of culture that Muta and Ozy_Flame can't find in Calgary.
Can someone please explain this joke. Inside jokes aren't fun when you're on the outside.
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This, I would guess

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A TV documentary also screened on German TV recently about New Zealanders and Australians getting hammered and behaving obnoxiously at the festival.
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Peter La Fleur: [after Patches hits Justin in the face with a wrench] Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure that this is completely necessary?
Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
Peter La Fleur: ...Okay.

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