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Old 09-18-2010, 04:27 PM   #1
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How disgusting are humans? The man was already on parole for manslaughter to begin with. He gets four months in a jail for this and gets a five year ban from having an animal. As far as I'm concerned this scum should never own an animal again.

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Old 09-18-2010, 04:30 PM   #2
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Why was the dog wearing a condom?
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Old 09-18-2010, 04:32 PM   #3
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At an earlier court date, Abeywickrema admitted to affixing the condom to his dog to keep the animal from urinating and ejaculating in his apartment.


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Old 09-18-2010, 04:52 PM   #4
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just when I thought I have heard it all
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Sometimes I wonder why this stuff has to be posted on CP. Do I really need to hear about animals wearing condoms?
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Sometimes I wonder why this stuff has to be posted on CP. Do I really need to hear about animals wearing condoms?
Just think about the guy laying his dog down, and proceeding with putting a condom on a dog, then putting a rubber band around it.
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Old 09-18-2010, 05:42 PM   #7
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People like this just need to be gassed.
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Well. Thats certainly....creative. My sister had a problem with her dog defecating all over her apartment once, believe it or not, they actually sell dog diapers. So, this was really unnecessary, and seeing as how it got him tossed in the clink, really, really stupid.

They actually sell a humane and mainstream product that would have effectively satisfied his concerns while being totally safe for the dog, but no, he had to be a special little snowflake...
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Every man at some time in their life considers murdering their pet with birth control, but not every man truly goes ahead and does it.
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Ejaculating in his apartment? was he showing it doggy porn. I mean come on pissing I can see, not that a condom would stop that but the ejaculation thing is crap, which leaves one wondering what the hell he was really up to.
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Anjalo Abeywickrema, 51, a Sri Lankan refugee, pleaded guilty to causing unnecessary pain, injury or suffering to an animal.
There's your problem right there. Why do we let anyone on a boat that washes up on our coasts, a free pass into the country!?!

Good job, Canada Border Services Agency...or who ever lets these idiots in.

Glad my taxes pay to have scum like this in the country!
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Ejaculating in his apartment? was he showing it doggy porn. I mean come on pissing I can see, not that a condom would stop that but the ejaculation thing is crap, which leaves one wondering what the hell he was really up to.

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Source please? The way I heard the story, the dog is still alive, it just needed to be castrated to prevent the spread of infection.
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Source please? The way I heard the story, the dog is still alive, it just needed to be castrated to prevent the spread of infection.


read OP = ???
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Source please? The way I heard the story, the dog is still alive, it just needed to be castrated to prevent the spread of infection.
It was euthanized according to the article you didn't bother reading
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Confirmed with collaborating news reports. Thanks.
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