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Clarkey · 03-23-2005, 08:09 PM

I'll set the scene according to how things probably happened;

They look like they're probably first year university students.

Chunky kid has likely been picked on by punky "cool" kid all semester.

Chunky kid spends the bulk of his time sitting in the corner of his dorm room listening to music and reading books to avoid bully and his friends.

"Cool" kid entertains friends by spraying Chunky kid while one of the friends video tapes for future enjoyment.

Chunky kid retaliates...

This is where the real hilarity ensues!

The sad thing is that the bully kid probably didn't even learn from this.

CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO

KevanGuy · 03-23-2005, 08:13 PM

Oh my god. That is NUTS! The sound....blech.

Frank the Tank · 03-23-2005, 08:14 PM

Holy crap! That going to hurt in the morning!

Maritime Q-Scout · 03-23-2005, 08:17 PM

hahaha not bad, gotta love the humour

calf · 03-23-2005, 08:21 PM

That is horrible! And the guy was so calm about it - trying to look cool in front of his boys me thinks until he inevitably starts bawling - which is what I'd do.

pope04 · 03-23-2005, 08:22 PM

It's all fun and games until someone gets it in the...............arm.

CaptainCrunch · 03-23-2005, 08:49 PM

I'm betting that the scissor thrower got his butt kicked in, and thats not going to show up on the video

Crazy Flamer · 03-23-2005, 08:57 PM

wow, good throw!

BlackArcher101 · 03-23-2005, 09:00 PM

I'm gonna have to say FAKE.
No blood, no sound of scissor impact, the water bottle spray was made by a mouth, and the swish sound of the scissor was put into the video after the fact. Coincidence that the arm went out of view when he was to throw it? I think not.

I give a B+ for effort.

RogerWilco · 03-23-2005, 09:17 PM

I can't decide if that is real or not? If it is that is some back luck on both parts. One question what was that blue bag thing the skinny guy had in his hand that he was taunting the kid with?

Maritime Q-Scout · 03-23-2005, 09:39 PM

guys 100% fake

no blood, look how deep that would be, and he doesn't flinch in pain?

if that happened wouldn't the guy's buddies jump the fat kid?

look at where trajectory of the sizzors compared to where the guy was standing

would a fat kid like that even have the power to throw hard enough to get the sizzors in that deep?

again, blood?

would the sizzors even stay in your arm on that angle?

blood?

Clarkey · 03-23-2005, 10:15 PM

That wasn't fake?

Didn't you see the kid going through the initial stages of shock. You can't fake that.

As for the blood, it's because the scissors were still lodged in the wound.

I-Hate-Hulse · 03-23-2005, 10:19 PM

The lack of blood is what's cause me to vote BS. That and normal paper scissors like that would leave a very messy entry wound, assuming they could pierce skin like that.

ratech · 03-23-2005, 10:42 PM

That's real for sure. If you haven't been impaled by something you wouldn't know. In this case there wouldn't be any blood, it really wouldn't hurt very much, and they were all probably really stoned. Yes, the fat kid would get his @ss kicked.

red '00 · 03-23-2005, 10:46 PM

Holy shinguard.

Jiggy_12 · 03-23-2005, 10:47 PM

I dunno, I'm on the "its fake" side.

Who throws a pair of scissors? Nobody would do that over a friendly prank, far too serious of an overreaction from the fat kid.

There would at least be some blood, just around the wound. and there was none. I dunno, I'm leaning towards fake.

BlackArcher101 · 03-23-2005, 11:07 PM

Blood or not... you can't ignore the fake sound effects.
That and the fat kid looked like he was ready to throw...
with scissors already in his hand while supposedly using his computer.

red '00 · 03-23-2005, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by BlackArcher101@Mar 23 2005, 11:07 PM
Blood or not... you can't ignore the fake sound effects.
That and the fat kid looked like he was ready to throw...
with scissors already in his hand while supposedly using his computer.

Maybe he was just holding onto them...? I know I just grab random crap that's around me while at the computer.

VANFLAMESFAN · 03-23-2005, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by Jiggy_12@Mar 24 2005, 05:47 AM
I dunno, I'm on the "its fake" side.

Who throws a pair of scissors? Nobody would do that over a friendly prank, far too serious of an overreaction from the fat kid.

There would at least be some blood, just around the wound. and there was none. I dunno, I'm leaning towards fake.

I just dont think that the fat kid thought it was a friendly prank. I mean the guy was tryin to embarass him in front of a bunch of guys. He probably just had enough with these guys and finally he blew a little bit of a fuse.

I mean who hasnt blown a fuse before???? Last year, I threw a soccer ball at the referee during a game. I remember while I was throwing it thinkin to myself, "What the hell am I doing" I definitely regretted it, thats for sure, and I definitely regretted it when I was suspended for 12 games. But, people do that, they blow a fuse and just snap

I defnitely think this is real. The fat kids reaction after he realized what he did says it all for me. He was literally shocked.

And someone mentioned above that it was fake because the camera wasnt on the guy when he got hit????? If you were filming, wouldnt you keep the camera on the guy who just got teased and was getting out of his chair to do something to the guy.

I dont see how you guys can think something this stupid is fake

Jiggy_12 · 03-23-2005, 11:28 PM

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I dunno, I'm on the "its fake" side.

Who throws a pair of scissors? Nobody would do that over a friendly prank, far too serious of an overreaction from the fat kid.

There would at least be some blood, just around the wound. and there was none. I dunno, I'm leaning towards fake.

I just dont think that the fat kid thought it was a friendly prank. I mean the guy was tryin to embarass him in front of a bunch of guys. He probably just had enough with these guys and finally he blew a little bit of a fuse.

I mean who hasnt blown a fuse before???? Last year, I threw a soccer ball at the referee during a game. I remember while I was throwing it thinkin to myself, "What the hell am I doing" I definitely regretted it, thats for sure, and I definitely regretted it when I was suspended for 12 games. But, people do that, they blow a fuse and just snap

I defnitely think this is real. The fat kids reaction after he realized what he did says it all for me. He was literally shocked.

And someone mentioned above that it was fake because the camera wasnt on the guy when he got hit????? If you were filming, wouldnt you keep the camera on the guy who just got teased and was getting out of his chair to do something to the guy.

I dont see how you guys can think something this stupid is fake [/b][/quote]
You threw a soccer ball, this kid through scissors. Little bit different, a soccer ball isnt going to kill someone if it hits them in the neck.

Im not saying its definitely fake, but it seems more fake than real.