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Old 10-11-2010, 08:44 PM   #1
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Old 10-13-2010, 12:14 AM   #2
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Old 10-13-2010, 08:38 AM   #3
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I don't think this works dude, I still don't taste any salt.
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Old 10-13-2010, 10:18 AM   #4
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Old 10-13-2010, 11:39 AM   #5
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Wanna go do some karaoke after the game?
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Old 10-13-2010, 01:03 PM   #6
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Hey Avery, your mom's dildo is ready.
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Old 10-13-2010, 06:28 PM   #7
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Old 10-14-2010, 04:19 PM   #8
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Wanna go for popsicles after the game?
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Old 10-14-2010, 11:23 PM   #9
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This shakeweight workout has worked great for me! You should try it too!
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Old 10-15-2010, 01:50 AM   #10
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Stop fooling everyone. You're no opera singer. Shut off the mike before that fans start booing.
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Old 10-15-2010, 10:21 AM   #11
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OH, the good old hockey game
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Old 10-15-2010, 05:30 PM   #12
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Is your c*ck doing singing?
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Old 10-27-2010, 12:53 PM   #13
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It looks like he's vomiting his beard.
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Old 10-27-2010, 12:56 PM   #14
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