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Old 09-01-2010, 02:20 PM   #1
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http://www.calgaryherald.com/enterta...868/story.html

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Save nature by eradicate human population? Let's hope this nutjob is captured before he does any harm.
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Old 09-01-2010, 02:21 PM   #2
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Now this is an interesting hostage taker. Certainly not the same ol' demands every other hostage taker has.
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Old 09-01-2010, 02:22 PM   #3
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If he did this during Shark week I'd hunt him down myself!
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Material for a new Mythbusters ep.
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Old 09-01-2010, 02:25 PM   #5
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Hopefully Mike Rowe isn't a hostage. Dealiest Catch would not be the same if the gunman opened fire.
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Hopefully this all turns out okay. This dude is nuttier than a fruitcake.

My favorite quote from this nutbar:

"Saving the environment and the remaning [sic] species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels. . . The humans? The planet does not need humans," he wrote.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/gunman-ente...1535128&page=3

Of course, the Squirrels. Can't forget the Squirrels. Of COURSE the Squirrels.

The Squirrels, of course. Always the Squirrels. The Squirrels naturally are included in the list of essential animal species. Of course.

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Old 09-01-2010, 02:28 PM   #7
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Wow. His website is something else!

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Focus must be given on how people can live WITHOUT giving birth to more filthy human children since those new additions continue pollution and are pollution. A game show format contest would be in order
Thats TV that would grab some RATINGS!
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All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions.
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Civilization must be exposed for the filth it is
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Develop shows that mention the Malthusian sciences about how food production leads to the overpopulation of the Human race.
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Develop shows that will correct and dismantle the dangerous US world economy.
They already have this show, its called 'Celebrity Apprentice.'
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The humans? The planet does not need humans.
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These are the demands and sayings of Lee.
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This guy is some kinda protester!
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I agree, the planet doesn't need humans. But I don't think taking hostages at Discovery HQ is gonna fix that one!
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Discovery channel? Thats the best channel on TV. I think he meant to go into TLC headquarters to take out the midget, bride, cant stop having kids, cake making brigade.



edit...oops, looks like TLC and Discovery are the same company. Maybe he got it right after all.
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Well, in principle, he is mostly right on the money. He needs a bit of polish to his presentation... I have a feeling he would support my quest to bring back gladiators...
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He should spare the world another human by turning the gun on himself.
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If they guy had any brains he'd be protesting.......

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I agree, the planet doesn't need humans. But I don't think taking hostages at Discovery HQ is gonna fix that one!
One at a time....one at a time....
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I like this guy
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I like this guy
That's because you're also mentally unstable.
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That's because you're also mentally unstable.
At least I'm not from Toronto
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I love this guy! Hostage takers (and potentially spree shooters) are dime a dozen these days. You gotta respect someone who can take insanity to the next level and rise above the crowd!
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He's dead, says NBC.
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and boomdiada goes the dynamite!!
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These are the demands and sayings of Lee.


Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee,
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee,
We're talkin' fu*!in' Lee.
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