We've been lied too, why the zombie apocalypse can't happen

[CaptainCrunch]

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683...l-quickly.html

[Russic]

Hmm ... each point makes quite a bit of sense. I never thought of the bug thing.

[Knut]

You mean i have been preparing with the Zombie Survival Guide for no reason.... drats.

[Jackpot_Smooth]

Originally Posted by Hesla

You mean i have been preparing with the Zombie Survival Guide for no reason.... drats.

isn't it explained in that guide how solanum keeps the tissue alive and prevents rotting?

[IliketoPuck]

I guess this completely destroys the plausibility of the Windows 7 Zombie/Shark Co-habitation commercial.

[Knut]

Originally Posted by Jackpot_Smooth

isn't it explained in that guide how solanum keeps the tissue alive and prevents rotting?

ahh yes.... Back to zombie planning for me.

[getbak]

BRAAAAAIIINNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! I want to post in all caps

[Stumptown]

Originally Posted by IliketoPuck

I guess this completely destroys the plausibility of the Windows 7 Zombie/Shark Co-habitation commercial.

If that's the ad I think it was, the clip was from Lucio Fulci's Zombi 2. A classic. The shark/zombie fight goes on forever, too. But don't watch it if you've got problems with eye trauma.

[DropIt]

Is there a '6 ways to tell you may read to much cracked'?

If so, I would like to see how many CaptainCrunch fits into.

[Yrebmi]

How can this not be part of the off topic section?
Zombies have nothing to do with the NHL or hocke.......oh wait... dead eyes, no soul, shambling gait, crushed spirit.....you are referencing the Edmonton Oilers aren't you?

Edit: oops i'm in the off topic......
(boring day)