07-06-2010, 09:36 AM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Tragic shooting over vuvuzela
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A teenage football fan has been shot dead after irratating his neighbour by playing a vuvuzela.
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I also think they are annoying.. and I may have even said I would like to shoot whoever is blowing those.. but I swear I didn't actually mean it.
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07-06-2010, 09:38 AM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Bbbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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07-06-2010, 09:56 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Go figure
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07-06-2010, 09:57 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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He would always be blowing his vuvuzela, whether his team won or lost.
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Thats the problem.
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Two weeks ago a Zimbabwean man in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, lost an eye in a fight with three men over a vuvuzela after they claimed the horn belonged to their friend. In the same week South African Yvonne Mayer from Cape Town ruptured her throat in a vuvuzela-blowing competition although doctors said she would not suffer any permanent damage.
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These things are a menace! 
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07-06-2010, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Locke
Thats the problem.
These things are a menace! |
Shoot them!
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07-06-2010, 10:08 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Calgary
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He's not really dead. Once the ref blows the whistle and awards a penalty he'll bounce right back up.
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07-06-2010, 10:24 AM
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Jimmy Stang
He's not really dead. Once the ref blows the whistle and awards a penalty he'll bounce right back up.
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Not without that magic spray.
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07-06-2010, 11:15 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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From what I have read about South Africa, they normally dont need a reason to do something like this.
I once wanted to visit there, now after seeing some of the police traffic cam footage - not so much.
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07-06-2010, 11:21 AM
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Often Thinks About Pickles
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
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Every time I see the word vuvuzela for some reason I want to read vulva.... and then I start to snicker...
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A teenage football fan has been shot dead after irratating his neighbour by playing a vulva.
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Two weeks ago a Zimbabwean man in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, lost an eye in a fight with three men over a vulva after they claimed the horn belonged to their friend. In the same week South African Yvonne Mayer from Cape Town ruptured her throat in a vulva-blowing competition although doctors said she would not suffer any permanent damage.
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07-06-2010, 11:31 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Bitter, jaded, cursing the fates.
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Ignorant question: How are vuvuzelas different from the plastic red horns in the Saddledome?
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Originally Posted by rerun
Every time I see the word vuvuzela for some reason I want to read vulva.... and then I start to snicker...
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You fata. Now I'm going to be doing that forever.
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07-06-2010, 11:40 AM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rerun
Every time I see the word vuvuzela for some reason I want to read vulva.... and then I start to snicker...
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so juvenile :P
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07-06-2010, 11:48 AM
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Often Thinks About Pickles
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Okotoks
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Originally Posted by GirlySports
so juvenile :P
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Sorry. 
I just couldn't help it.
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07-06-2010, 12:33 PM
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Franchise Player
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please tell me a gun like this was used:
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07-06-2010, 02:05 PM
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by HeartsOfFire
Ignorant question: How are vuvuzelas different from the plastic red horns in the Saddledome?
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Nothing, there's just tens of thousands of them going at once.
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07-06-2010, 02:49 PM
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Franchise Player
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I keep reading this is as "Tragic Shooting over Vulva."
DAMMIT!
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07-06-2010, 02:59 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rerun
Every time I see the word vuvuzela for some reason I want to read vulva.... and then I start to snicker...
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Originally Posted by peter12
I keep reading this is as "Tragic Shooting over Vulva."
DAMMIT!
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Has anyone ever seen these 2 in the same room at the same time?
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07-06-2010, 02:59 PM
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Bobblehead
Has anyone ever seen these 2 in the same room at the same time?
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We're quite a show.
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07-06-2010, 03:02 PM
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NOT breaking news
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Calgary
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There should be a vuvuzela night at the Dome.
A) It'll annoy the road team.
B) The one lonely airhorn in the 300s is pretty depressing.
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07-06-2010, 03:03 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GirlySports
There should be a vulva night at the Dome.
A) It'll annoy the road team.
B) The one lonely airhorn in the 300s is pretty depressing.
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Fata, I'm a loser.
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