Ozzy Osbourne writes health column

[bc-chris]

i laughed out loud when i read this

British singer-songwriter Ozzy Osbourne will be writing a health advice column for the Sunday Times magazine, associated with London's Times newspaper.

Osbourne said he thought it was a joke when the newspaper approached him to write a health advice column, but later realized the Sunday Times was serious.

the full article is here:

http://www.cbc.ca/arts/media/story/2...th-advice.html

[flamesfan6]

its a joke right?

seriously though... what would he be able to say?

[CaptainCrunch]

He should be writing a health column. The guy should be dead 50 times over.

[zamler]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

He should be writing a health column. The guy should be dead 50 times over.

lol it's true. Maybe he's a health nut now I don't know. Could be the only thing keeping him alive. Then again Keith Richards is still alive and I am unable to comprehend how or why.

[Phaneuf3]

Originally Posted by flamesfan6

its a joke right?

seriously though... what would he be able to say?

*mummble* *mummble* *mummble* *mummble* ROCK AND ROLL!!!! *mummble* *mummble* *mummble* *snore*

[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by zamler

lol it's true. Maybe he's a health nut now I don't know. Could be the only thing keeping him alive. Then again Keith Richards is still alive and I am unable to comprehend how or why.

Keith Richards has the Mr. Burns syndrome, he's done so many drugs and contracted so many diseases that they all cancel each other out

"I'm invincible!"

[Ozy_Flame]

Actually, Mr. Burns (and likely Ozzy Osbourne) has "Three Stooges" syndrome, whereby he has so many diseases trying to kill him, they all hold each other in perfect harmony, thus keeping him alive.