07-19-2010, 09:46 AM
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Fearmongerer
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
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And they called it puppy love.....
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A Miami man is charged with animal cruelty for allegedly having sex with his dog, a Great Dane named Christie Brinkley
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http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew.../14749871.html
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07-19-2010, 09:53 AM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Calgary
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Queue the "If you need me, I'll be in my lab" picture...
On second though, maybe not.
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07-19-2010, 10:02 AM
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#3
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Franchise Player
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She must have been one sexy biotch!
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07-19-2010, 10:03 AM
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#4
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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"I was in love once, my mother called it 'puppy love' . . . my doctor called it an unhealthy attachment to a pet." ~ James P. Connolly
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07-19-2010, 10:14 AM
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#5
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Pants Tent
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If it was a wiener dog, the jokes would write themselves!
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KIPPER IS KING
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07-19-2010, 10:15 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Easter back on in Vancouver
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Must have been because of his religion.
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07-19-2010, 10:21 AM
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#7
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Dude, hookers are cheap...
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07-19-2010, 10:22 AM
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#8
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Franchise Player
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Do I have a sick mind if I knew exactly what this thread was going to be about?
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07-19-2010, 10:55 AM
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#9
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Bitter, jaded, cursing the fates.
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@Machiavelli: Depends.
If you frequently visit 4chan, then no.
If you DO NOT visit 4chan, you're one sick mofo.
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07-19-2010, 11:02 AM
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#10
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Norm!
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07-19-2010, 11:05 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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I figured this was about a remake of Zombieland.
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07-19-2010, 12:40 PM
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#12
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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"Animal cruelty? But I told her, one bark means "yes", two barks for "no""!
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07-19-2010, 12:44 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jammies
"Animal cruelty? But I told her, one bark means "yes", two barks for "no""!
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That's how he knew she really wanted it.
She kept saying "Double Yes".
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07-19-2010, 01:20 PM
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#14
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Norm!
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Is it animal abuse if its consensual?
I mean she kept nuzzling his crotch, whats the guy to do?
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07-19-2010, 01:39 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: the dark side of Sesame Street
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flashback to Clerks II:
"it's not 'bestiality' - we prefer to call it 'inter-species erotica'!"
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07-19-2010, 01:44 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Calgary.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HeartsOfFire
@Machiavelli: Depends.
If you frequently visit 4chan, then no.
If you DO NOT visit 4chan, you're one sick mofo.
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I've seen that site....."puppy love" was probably the least sick thing going on. How the place is legal is beyond me.
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