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Old 07-19-2010, 09:46 AM   #1
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:53 AM   #2
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Queue the "If you need me, I'll be in my lab" picture...

On second though, maybe not.
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:02 AM   #3
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She must have been one sexy biotch!
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:03 AM   #4
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"I was in love once, my mother called it 'puppy love' . . . my doctor called it an unhealthy attachment to a pet." ~ James P. Connolly
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:14 AM   #5
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:15 AM   #6
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Must have been because of his religion.
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:21 AM   #7
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Dude, hookers are cheap...
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:22 AM   #8
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Do I have a sick mind if I knew exactly what this thread was going to be about?
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:55 AM   #9
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@Machiavelli: Depends.

If you frequently visit 4chan, then no.

If you DO NOT visit 4chan, you're one sick mofo.
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I figured this was about a remake of Zombieland.
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:40 PM   #12
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"Animal cruelty? But I told her, one bark means "yes", two barks for "no""!
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:44 PM   #13
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"Animal cruelty? But I told her, one bark means "yes", two barks for "no""!
That's how he knew she really wanted it.
She kept saying "Double Yes".
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:20 PM   #14
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Is it animal abuse if its consensual?

I mean she kept nuzzling his crotch, whats the guy to do?
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:39 PM   #15
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flashback to Clerks II:

"it's not 'bestiality' - we prefer to call it 'inter-species erotica'!"
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:44 PM   #16
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@Machiavelli: Depends.

If you frequently visit 4chan, then no.

If you DO NOT visit 4chan, you're one sick mofo.
I've seen that site....."puppy love" was probably the least sick thing going on. How the place is legal is beyond me.
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