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Old 06-04-2010, 01:13 PM   #1
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Default Vodka Eyeballing?

These are just a few of the stupidest things humans have consumed and/or have found incredibly stupid methods of getting substances into their blood streams.

I remember as kid the "Huffing" craze was very popular, spraying Pam in a bag and then .....well, I don't need to go there. Similar to the kids on Native reserves with their gasoline.

Then years later I read about the most expensive coffee on the planet was actually made from cat Pooh, It's popularity apparently grew after it was talked about in the movie "The Bucket List".

Now we have "Vodka Eyeballing" and I've come to the realization that the question: "How stupid can people really be?" ..... will never be answered because the progression of Human Stupidity just keeps evolving.

What!? How on earth could soaking my eyeball with vodka be bad for me?

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I heard about this on CJAY the other day......if this weekend gets out of hand I will try it and let you know how it goes.
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I remember watching manswers and the quickest and cheapest way to get drunk was to drink through your anus.

But it was also the quickest way to die.
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Old 06-04-2010, 01:15 PM   #4
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I remember watching manswers and the quickest and cheapest way to get drunk was to drink through your anus.

But it was also the quickest way to die.

I actually saw that! ..... It was the one and only time I watched that show. I lasted about 5 minutes before turning that crap off!
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I heard about this on CJAY the other day......if this weekend gets out of hand I will try it and let you know how it goes.


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Using PAM in a bag to huff?

I used to huff White-Out and Shoe polish in a bag.

I remember the White Out burning my throat - I dont remember much from the shoe polish - which is probably saying something.
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This has nothing on fermented urine and feces.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem
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This has nothing on fermented urine and feces.

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The wife was reading some article the other day about tampons soaked in Vodka.

Makes my insides feel like napalm.
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The wife was reading some article the other day about tampons soaked in Vodka.

Makes my insides feel like napalm.

Did you put them on your eyes or up your ............ ?
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I remember watching manswers and the quickest and cheapest way to get drunk was to drink through your anus.

But it was also the quickest way to die.
The next time someone generically says "oh man this beer tastes like ass/s**t/crap" all I'm going to be able to think about is that post.
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Old 06-04-2010, 04:32 PM   #12
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I remember that episode too, wasn't it just one beer and he was completely gooned?

IIRC it has to do with the way it was absorbed into the body. If I ever get down on my luck and want to get hammered 2 weeks straight off of just 7 beers, I know how..half a beer wouldn't kill you right? right?
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I heard about this on CJAY the other day......
I'd rather eyeball vodka.
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The wife was reading some article the other day about tampons soaked in Vodka.

Makes my insides feel like napalm.
Your insides? I think you're doing it wrong.

Not that there's a right way to combine those ingredients.
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