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Old 05-26-2010, 10:38 PM   #1
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http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle...tte_habit.html

Death warrant or cute novelty? Discuss.
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Old 05-26-2010, 10:40 PM   #2
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That's... quite incredible.

I guess dad's in the doghouse.
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Old 05-26-2010, 10:46 PM   #4
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This planet is well and truly f*****
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Old 05-26-2010, 10:47 PM   #5
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The overweight tot uses a toy truck to get around instead of being active with other children, according to the report.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaahah fatty.

But on a serious note...

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"He's totally addicted," said Ardi's 26-year-old mother, Diana. "If he doesn't get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick."
Who let him smoke the first cig?
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Old 05-26-2010, 10:49 PM   #6
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Mohammed Rizal seemed unconcerned.

"He looks pretty healthy to me. I don't see the problem," he said.
The best quote of the article.

Nevermind the fact that he rides around on a toy truck because he's too fat to walk.
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Imagine how much fatter he'd be if he didn't smoke.
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Cutest thing I've seen today!
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This thread needs a Winsor Pilates appearance.
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Dude that kid's almost 3
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More kids should smoke. Its so darn cool.
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Sounds like a weight loss solution to me. Someone should send that kid a carton of smokes.
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"He's totally addicted," said Ardi's 26-year-old mother, Diana. "If he doesn't get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick."
Why would they give into him? unless they're fine with him smoking, tough luck two year old. you're quitting.
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Somebody needs to take away his truck and get him started on his dancing career.
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Smoking is cool.
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Forget the fact its unhealthy, that cant be cheap. I love this part:

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The boy's disturbing habit hasn't escaped public notice in Sumatra. Concerned officials offered to buy the family a car if Ardi quits.
Uh....pull the trigger on that!
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Depends on the car, we're talking Sumatra here.
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Free car?

SMOKE UP JOHNNY!

John Bender: You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner ing year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny."
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Free car?

SMOKE UP JOHNNY!

John Bender: You know what I got for Christmas? Oh, it was a banner ing year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, "Hey, smoke up Johnny."
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