"I am actually more excited for the Oilers game tomorrow than the Flames game. I am praying for multiple jersey tosses. The Oilers are my new favourite team for all the wrong reasons. I hate them so much I love them."
No worse than the samsquatch etc... Vancouver came up with.
I wanted to post this in reference to Vancouver's borderline insane mascots, but I just dont believe it to be true.
Vancouver's mascots were weird, lame and came with the absolutely crappiest most drug-induced DNA splicing backstories you could imagine.
But these are worse. Far worse. Wenlock and Mandeville? The giant cocks? Sorry, even Vancouver's (insanely crappy) nutjob mascots weren't as bad as these.
Seriously. WTF is that thing? What?
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I wanted to post this in reference to Vancouver's borderline insane mascots, but I just dont believe it to be true.
Vancouver's mascots were weird, lame and came with the absolutely crappiest most drug-induced DNA splicing backstories you could imagine.
But these are worse. Far worse. Wenlock and Mandeville? The giant cocks? Sorry, even Vancouver's (insanely crappy) nutjob mascots weren't as bad as these.
Seriously. WTF is that thing? What?
I'll be honest, I dont really believe what I said. I just wanted to use the word samsquatch!
Considering how awful olympic mascots usually are, the Vancouver ones were pretty good, these guys are par for the course.
Besides, what purpose do the mascots serve? The only time I hear about them is usually years before the olympics themselves, when the olympics finally come around, the mascots pretty much disappear.
If they hug each other, does that make the whole thing totally gay?
It all depends on your interpretation of alien one eyed squid on alien one eyed squid relations.
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"I am actually more excited for the Oilers game tomorrow than the Flames game. I am praying for multiple jersey tosses. The Oilers are my new favourite team for all the wrong reasons. I hate them so much I love them."
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London 2012 Mascots Unveiled
