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Old 05-20-2010, 07:21 PM   #1
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I was watching a British reality show yesterday called ‘Bizarre ER’. The show is filmed in the emergency rooms of British hospitals and chronicles unusual and grotesque injuries. They had a segment on a motorcyclist who rear-ended a truck. As he slid forward on his bike, he slammed his left testicle into the gas tank. As the doctor began to examine the damaged nut (and I cringed, one eye open), I noticed that the injured English dude was wearing a Vancouver Canucks t-shirt. For a while they thought he may lose his ball. Couldn’t help but think that karma’s a bitch. Then I thought of the “Swedish Twins” commercial and what life might be like as a Sedin eunuch.
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Old 05-20-2010, 07:27 PM   #2
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You are one weird dude.
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Old 05-20-2010, 08:34 PM   #3
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Maybe it was Sami Salo?
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Old 05-21-2010, 02:45 PM   #4
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Serves him right.... stupid Nuck fan
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Old 05-21-2010, 03:03 PM   #5
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For some reason I thought this was a t-shirt design contest thread...


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Old 05-21-2010, 03:42 PM   #6
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I was watching a British reality show yesterday called ‘Bizarre ER’. The show is filmed in the emergency rooms of British hospitals and chronicles unusual and grotesque injuries. They had a segment on a motorcyclist who rear-ended a truck. As he slid forward on his bike, he slammed his left testicle into the gas tank. As the doctor began to examine the damaged nut (and I cringed, one eye open), I noticed that the injured English dude was wearing a Vancouver Canucks t-shirt. For a while they thought he may lose his ball. Couldn’t help but think that karma’s a bitch. Then I thought of the “Swedish Twins” commercial and what life might be like as a Sedin eunuch.
Your problem is with hard liquor and not beer, right Mr. Lahey?
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Old 05-21-2010, 04:49 PM   #7
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Your problem is with hard liquor and not beer, right Mr. Lahey?

Right! But beer will do in a pinch.
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Old 05-21-2010, 06:59 PM   #8
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Was there ever REAL definitive proof or a report confirming he (Salo) ruptured his testi ?

....I got "Binned" for 3 Days because I thought the posts suggesting he had hurt his nut were a joke. I was 100% sure it was a wrist injury.

I'd love to hear what actually happend to Salo. very curious.

BTW: In no way am I suggesting I should not have been put in the "Sin Bin" ..obviously my post was hasty. one should never assume
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