I got a buddy who tried cocaine for the first time when he happened to have $4000 cash in his pocket. So he bought $3000 worth of cocaine and drove to Utah. When he hit the border they asked him if he had anything to claim and high as a kite he says "yeah, theres a bag of about three grand worth of cocaine on the passenger seat."
They just laugh and waive him through, even though the bag was right there on the seat. Same thing coming back.
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So far, this is the oldest I've been.
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