Baptists & Pedobear

[Ironhorse]

OMG.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=41768

It's short for "pedogogue bear" because he lectures kids on how to be good little boys and girls. When kids have listened to all of his lessons, he approves them.

That's what I gathered when Pastor Al insisted that all new choirboys be "Pedobear approved".

I can't stop laughing.

[Komskies]

Haha my work firewall blocked the link. Reason: Religion.

[Caged Great]

Well, I fell for that being fake....

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Okay, that's got to be fake, but it's still funny.

I mean seriously, how do people legitiametly/accidnetly make statements like
"That bear will fill children with love"
and talk about "climbing into bead with their daughter to cuddle with this bear"

Those are exactly the kind of comments I'd expect on this board, made by people who know exactly what pedobear is.

Still funny as hell though, and i really do hope this is real.

[firebug]

Welcome to Poe's Law.

For anyone else confused see spoiler below:

Landover Baptist is a spoof site.

[Boblobla]

Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz

Okay, that's got to be fake, but it's still funny.

I mean seriously, how do people legitiametly/accidnetly make statements like
"That bear will fill children with love"
and talk about "climbing into bead with their daughter to cuddle with this bear"

Those are exactly the kind of comments I'd expect on this board, made by people who know exactly what pedobear is.

Still funny as hell though, and i really do hope this is real.

The original post has to be real, unless someone posts 3300 times on a Christian forum with the hopes of one day being able to mount an EPIC troll job.

Also, are you please rugby this year BBS?

[Jimmy Stang]

Here's some information about "Landover Baptist Church":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

Still funny though.

[zamler]

It's short for "pedogogue bear" because he lectures kids on how to be good little boys and girls. When kids have listened to all of his lessons, he approves them.

That's what I gathered when Pastor Al insisted that all new choirboys be "Pedobear approved".

haha

[burn_this_city]

I figured it had to be fake.

[GreenLantern]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=41240

Found an even better thread on that board. Fake or not it is awesome.

[Pinner]

That site has alot of entertainment

[Redliner]

Their custom user titles are even better than the ones on CP. I especially like the "Confirmed Enemy of God", "Unsaved Trash", and "Eternal Damnation Assured". Eternal Damnation sure beats the hell out of the penalty box.

[FanIn80]

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=27676

Haha, nice.

[photon]

Lol, Poe's Law indeed.

[Redliner]

Rev,

One just has to admire your willingness and endurance in wrestling with Satan.

The Rest of You; Me and Brother Leroy were doing security detail on one of Rev Jim's bible studies for woman session and this one young lady was just full of Satan's demons. You should have seen her, she came in in these fishnet stocking and all this make up, just sassy as can be. But Rev Jim was up to the task Jesus set for him with her. It was amazing; Rev Jim spent 48 hours strait in that hotel room prayer with her! Never left it once. All me and Leroy could here was the occasional "Lord I am coming" and the woman screaming as the demon left her.

I have never seen faith like that in my life.

Wow. Just. Wow.

[GreenLantern]

Man those threads are gold.

[Barnes]

Unsaved trash, teenaged gayboy

Best user title.

[Redliner]

Just wasted an entire hour surfing that site. The more I read, the more I just can't believe it. Here's another solid gold hit:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14953

Re: Why Women Get Raped... This is no such thing as rape. It's just more lies from the pro-abortion crowd to justify murdering innocent babies. There are unplanned sexual encounters but these are typically caused by harlotry (Brother Old Man Hatchet has spoken at length about this). Women should pay for the “rape” investigations because they were the ones who initiated it with their passive aggressive wantonness.

I am a profoundly religious individual, but after reading this crap it is very apparent to me why people are so critical of organized religion.

[Redliner]

Thank goodness it's a joke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

[malcolmk14]

Landoverbaptist and Somethingawful were the sites I visited most frequently from about 2002-2005.

Forgot about them, but Landover looks to be going strong and is as funny as ever. Some of the forum threads are hilarious.

And yes, it's all satire.