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Old 05-04-2010, 03:13 PM   #1
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...big-boobs.html

Wow, thats crazy. I guess there really can be too much of a good thing.

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A MUM-OF-FOUR was trapped in her bed for SIX MONTHS by her massive boobs.

Julia Manihuari's chest grew to a gigantic N cup after the birth of her third son seven years ago - leaving her unable to move.

The 29-year-old said: "It was awful. If I tried to get up I would faint because my breasts were so heavy."
The pint-sized farmer's wife, who lives in northern Peru, was finally helped when local media paid for her to take a three-day boat trip to the nearest town for medical help.

Doctors diagnosed an extreme form of Bilateral Gynecomastia - an illness where the mammary gland keeps growing. They had to cut TWO AND HALF STONE of flesh from Julia's boobs fearing they could squash her lungs and kill her.
Julia emerged a 34B cup after the six-hour op.
The 5ft patient said: "Before the operation I couldn't do anything, I just had to live with it, it got so bad that my breasts were touching my legs.

"I have always had a small build, and the stress on the rest of my body was agony."
She added: "My breasts were growing by the day. I couldn't move because my boobs and belly were the same size. My breasts became so huge my skin had sores and I had trouble breathing."
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Old 05-04-2010, 03:16 PM   #2
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The Motorboat potential would be epic....
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Old 05-04-2010, 03:19 PM   #4
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Two and a half stone is equal to 35 pounds......wow
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Old 05-04-2010, 03:19 PM   #5
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Yea you could motorboat right in between the bed sores.

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Old 05-04-2010, 03:24 PM   #6
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Nasty, I hate huge veinly boobs
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Old 05-04-2010, 03:28 PM   #7
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Thanks for the Mammories.
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It's not the size... it's how you use them.
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Old 05-04-2010, 03:31 PM   #9
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In this case it is the size. This actually makes me shudder.
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Old 05-04-2010, 03:32 PM   #10
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Slap yourself for posting this thread and not adding any pics.

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Old 05-04-2010, 03:34 PM   #11
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That bra is bigger than my house
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I know the pic doesn't do anything for you but.. just listening to her talk is hilarious.

"I have always had such a small frame... and my boobs are so big..."

Haha.. fat flat chested chicks every where grow angry at those words.
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Old 05-04-2010, 03:44 PM   #14
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Actually, the thread was better before the pic. The fantasy is a LOT better than the reality.
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I wish I didn't see the pic...
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Although I would consider the pic SFW, I didn't post it because Im not sure how strict that stuff is here. =P
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Slap yourself for making me puke all over my monitor.
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Old 05-04-2010, 03:50 PM   #19
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Holy massive mammories, Batman!
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Old 05-04-2010, 03:56 PM   #20
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She'll be up and making sannwiches in no time. Which should make the husband happy. Because the Kitchen is the place for large breasted woman folk.
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