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Old 04-17-2010, 02:54 PM   #1
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Default An Open Message to the Homeless Couple between 39th ave and Chinook Station..

The unfortunate people looking east as the train started to slow down as it approached Chinook this afternoon didn't need to see your bare homeless bottoms engaged in dirty homeless sex this afternoon.

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Old 04-17-2010, 02:58 PM   #2
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Spring is here and a young mans thoughts turn to ... well crack in all honesty, but as there was none to be had a quick shag sufficed.
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Old 04-17-2010, 03:02 PM   #3
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Dont forget to send your strongly worded letter to their fixed address.
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She swallowed the crack and he was fisting her to get it back. Totally normal.
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Ahhhhh, young love. Nothing says I love you more than sawing off a piece on the subway floor.
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Old 04-17-2010, 04:36 PM   #6
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I think I saw the same couple last summer, in the ditch, right before the highway 22X turnoff. As we were approaching I was thinking "Is that two people.....???" And wouldn't you know it, two Native Canadians humping on the side of the highway.
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I think I saw the same couple last summer, in the ditch, right before the highway 22X turnoff. As we were approaching I was thinking "Is that two people.....???" And wouldn't you know it, two Native Canadians humping on the side of the highway.
You never know. They could just be exhibitionists out for a trip...
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Old 04-17-2010, 04:59 PM   #8
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This thread isn't what I expected, but it is totally awesome!



Hey guys, you know those homeless twins under the overpass? Well last night . . . (video's linked)

http://happyhacker.vox.com/library/v...7483a000b.html
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Old 04-17-2010, 05:23 PM   #9
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Spring is here and a young mans thoughts turn to ... well crack in all honesty, but as there was none to be had a quick shag sufficed.
Oh... there was definitely crack. He was gettin' it.
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The unfortunate people looking east as the train started to slow down as it approached Chinook this afternoon didn't need to see your bare homeless bottoms engaged in dirty homeless sex this afternoon.

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Sorry about that. She was pretty hot if you can get past the smell...
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You can always see a little action on the hill between the Canadian Tire on southland and Boomtown.
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No worries, some forum members (Locke and others) are probably on the way down there to set them on fire. Nuisance will be gone soon.
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Old 04-17-2010, 07:38 PM   #13
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I wonder, is it more acceptable if the people are hot?

It's definitely acceptable if it's two fanatay lesbians right?
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Did you tape it?

Homeless sex seems like the type of thing that could be the next big internet porn fetish. People will be paying to watch it a few years from now.
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Old 04-17-2010, 08:24 PM   #16
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Did you tape it?

Homeless sex seems like the type of thing that could be the next big internet porn fetish. People will be paying to watch it a few years from now.
Would've been crap without the audio. I need me some homeless raunch talk.
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I need me some homeless raunch talk.
"I'd pitch a tent but all I can afford is this cheap box"

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A couple of years ago, while on the C-train, I was witness to some steamy gay hobo sex near Eaton Centre.
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Did you tape it?

Homeless sex seems like the type of thing that could be the next big internet porn fetish. People will be paying to watch it a few years from now.
I few years ago I saw what must have been an amateur lesbian porno shoot in progress in the middle of the rail yard off 9th ave, across from the King Eddy. They were filming a chick in a wedding dress getting totally eaten out by some other girl on a pile of railway ties. This is in broad daylight, at about 2 o'clock in the afternoon.

It's amazing what some people are comfortable doing in public.
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It's amazing what some people are comfortable doing in public.
...while they're strung out on crack.
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