11-29-2010, 02:57 PM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Apr 2009
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Who owns the sun?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ALL-users.html
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A canny Spanish woman from Galicia - a sun-drenched region on the border with Spain and Portugal - has decided that she owns the star, and has the registration papers to prove it.
Angeles Duran, 49, says that the sun officially belongs to her now, having had the celestial body registered in her name at a local notary office.
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Guess we're going to all get invoiced soon.
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11-29-2010, 02:59 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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I was going to say General Electric.
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11-29-2010, 03:00 PM
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#1 Goaltender
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Ms Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino, said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government - and 20 per cent to the nation's pension fund.
She would dedicate another 10 per cent to research, another 10 per cent to ending world hunger - and would keep the remaining 10 per cent herself.
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Well now I know who to sue when I get a sun-burn or cancer.
She should really slap a warning label on that thing.
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11-29-2010, 03:02 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Temporary_User
Well now I know who to sue when I get a sun-burn or cancer.
She should really slap a warning label on that thing.
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This is great, if a whole bunch of people starting suing her it would be comedy gold.
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11-29-2010, 03:02 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Ha ha, check out the response to the story:
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You may own the Sun, but i own the Universe, and the Universe is begging me to round-house kick your ugly fat a$$ into the Sun.
- Chuck Norris, World Police, 29/11/2010 21:30
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11-29-2010, 03:02 PM
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NOT a cool kid
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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I think she has had to much time in the sun....
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11-29-2010, 03:06 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Well I'm gonna register myself as owner of the solar system, and start invoicing her for rent for her sun.
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11-29-2010, 03:09 PM
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Franchise Player
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Well since women are from there, I'm going to register myself as owner of Venus.
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11-29-2010, 03:10 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Sec. 222
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I wonder if air can be purchased as well... this isn't monopoly for christ sakes.
Society is getting ridiculous, we need a plague or something.
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11-29-2010, 03:13 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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I call Uranus.
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11-29-2010, 03:15 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Originally Posted by Beerfest
I call Uranus.
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I call Huranus.
Yeah, sometimes I'm kinky like that.
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THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN.
<-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!
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11-29-2010, 03:15 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Sec. 222
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Originally Posted by Beerfest
I call Uranus.
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Bad call, there's a hole in it 
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11-29-2010, 03:16 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Pokerface
I wonder if air can be purchased as well... this isn't monopoly for christ sakes.
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Perri-Air? 
Bonus points to whoever gets the reference.
VVV- Well done, pretty easy though.
Last edited by Bigtime; 11-29-2010 at 03:27 PM.
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11-29-2010, 03:23 PM
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The new goggles also do nothing.
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Calgary
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Whoever controls something owns that thing.
She can start charging me for the sun as soon as she can deny me access.
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11-29-2010, 03:25 PM
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Franchise Player
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"Nobody owns the water. God owns - it's God's water."
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11-29-2010, 03:34 PM
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Missed the bus
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What an astronomical moron.
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11-29-2010, 03:40 PM
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NOT a cool kid
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Madman
"Nobody owns the water. God owns - it's God's water."
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The snoze berries taste like snoze berries
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