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Old 02-25-2010, 03:42 PM   #1
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http://www.cbc.ca/olympics/blogs/pos...0International

Man, I really need to get good at something so I can go to the Olympics....
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Old 02-25-2010, 03:44 PM   #2
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They had 14/person and used them all up.
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A what shortage?
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I posted a link about past Olympics in the Hot Athletes thread.. basically all the athletes do is have sex after they are done their event.

Imagine having to perform on the last day, twice... HEY OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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They had 14/person and used them all up.
I call BS. Someone is making a lot of balloon animals
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I posted a link about past Olympics in the Hot Athletes thread.. basically all the athletes do is have sex after they are done their event.

Imagine having to perform on the last day, twice... HEY OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i'd rather do an event on the first day. after you're done, then you can think "Gee, now how do I pass the time for the next 2 weeks?"
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i have a feeling i could probably be one of the guys in the middle of the four man bobsled if i start training right niow
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It's all a myth.

People are just taking them to use later.

I imagine for guys impressing girls with the "Hey, I've got a condom from the Olympic village" line coupled with "I'm an Olympian" would be money.
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i have a feeling i could probably be one of the guys in the middle of the four man bobsled if i start training right niow
Elephant train?
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i could probably be one of the guys in the middle of the four man

Care to re think that?? Seems like an odd choice of words for a condom discussion.
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i have a feeling i could probably be one of the guys in the middle of the four man bobsled if i start training right niow
Trainer at gym: "Wow, you've been in here every day for the last 2 years bulking up. What are you training for."

MattyC: "I want to be the 2nd from the back guy in the 4 man Bobsled for Uzbekistan."

Trainer: "Wow, gotta admire someone chasing their Olympic dream."

MattC: "Yes.... Olympics.... thats what I'm chasing."
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I call BS. Someone is making a lot of balloon animals
If you think about it, thats 5-7 days of tough sloggin to get through 14.
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Care to re think that?? Seems like an odd choice of words for a condom discussion.
haha well what I MEANT was that that seems like the easiest way to get to the Olympics. Although I'm a good skater, maybe I should take up Ice-dancing. I bet the girls in that sport are begging to meet a heterosexual man
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It's all a myth.

People are just taking them to use later.

I imagine for guys impressing girls with the "Hey, I've got a condom from the Olympic village" line coupled with "I'm an Olympian" would be money.
every Olympian i've seen interviewed about the subject seem to confirm it

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/spo...cle4582421.ece
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Story clearly states Vancouver shortage, not olympic village shortage.

I dont doubt there is debauchery there, but no more than any even where young attractive athletes are in such close quarters.
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i wonder if the single guys on Team Canada get to participate in the shenanigans at all. they're one of the only events to go from the start of the Olympics to the end, and on days they're not playing they're practicing. with how many smoking hot female athletes are at the games though i think temptation would have to be way too strong to stay "focused" solely on hockey
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i wonder if the single guys on Team Canada get to participate in the shenanigans at all. they're one of the only events to go from the start of the Olympics to the end, and on days they're not playing they're practicing. with how many smoking hot female athletes are at the games though i think temptation would have to be way too strong to stay "focused" solely on hockey
I imagine they find some time to bang some hotties. Jeff Carter is probably rolling in it
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