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Old 02-17-2010, 11:53 AM   #1
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So my cousin has decided to get married again and has his 14 year old son as his best man.

He asked me to help him (his son) with planning a PG themed party sometime in April.

Obviously he wants his son to be involved with everything so we can't leave him in the van while we hit the strippers for 3-4 hours......

Any ideas on how to fill a Stag night with fun without heavy drinking and women of questionable character ????
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Old 02-17-2010, 11:55 AM   #2
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Let the son have the time of his life :P??
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:02 PM   #3
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He's 14 dude, isn't it time for the whole making him a man with a stripper thing.

In my day your dad would drag you out to the ripper bar at 13 so he wouldn't have to explain the facts of life to you.
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No need to go to some skanky strip club. Have the come to the house. She could be a great way to have fun and teach the younger kid about the birds and the bees.
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:03 PM   #5
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Any ideas on how to fill a Stag night with fun without heavy drinking and women of questionable character ????
I didn't know such a thing existed?
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:04 PM   #6
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After reading the thread title I thought you were looking for a stag in Prince George. Turns out you're looking for the polar opposite of that.

If it wasn't april there's any number of outdoor activities (like fishing) ... but april is pretty tough to nail down weather wise.
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Go skydiving (if the weather is warm enough) that was a PG part of my Stag and it was awesome.
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Golfing/camping. That was what we did on my stag, it was awesome.
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I was going to suggest you have the guys over for drinks, sports, strippers, etc, but you can't microwave nachos or any other snacks so...
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Doeas Schanks allow Teenagers ???
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Golfing/camping. That was what we did on my stag, it was awesome.
In April ??? I don't feel like driving to BC for one night.
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Paintball and pizza.

some fo the golf courses in Fairmont maybe open by then.
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Doeas Schanks allow Teenagers ???
Schanks no, skanks yes.
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Paintball and pizza.

some fo the golf courses in Fairmont maybe open by then.
This.... or you could hold a poker tournament at someone's house.
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Go karting?
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Its not like a 14 year old hasn't seen porn before. Get him front and center with a cigar a bottle of beer and a stripper with whipping cream and you'll have a loyal 14 year old for life.
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In April ??? I don't feel like driving to BC for one night.
I am sure there would be some crappy public course open by then. It isnt the golfing that is fun, it is the intoxicated golf cart bumper cars.
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Send him on the bus with 5 errands to run across town while the stripper is there.
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Vegas is fun for everyone!

But I'd say a weekend at a golf resort is the best bet.
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