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Old 01-11-2010, 12:51 PM   #1
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Default Sarah Palin Joins FOX News

Palin Joins FOX - NY Daily News

Palin becomes a political contributor to "Faux" News.

"It's wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balance news." says, Palin. Sweet.
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Old 01-11-2010, 12:52 PM   #2
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Palin Joins FOX - NY Daily News

Palin becomes a political contributor to "Faux" News.

"It's wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balance news." says, Palin. Sweet.
"fair and balance news"? If you're going to be a shill, at least get the jingle right.
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Hopefully she wears low cut blouses and short skirts.
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It's all part of "God's Plan".
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Hukabee, Rove, Gingrich and now Palin. This network has to be a running joke that someone is pulling.

"How many idiots can we add before these ######s stop watching."
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I don't think their right arms can stretch out long enough to giver her a welcome hug at FOX.
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Old 01-11-2010, 01:10 PM   #7
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Man.............I just want to bone her so bad.........she has that sexy secretary look nailed!
Giggity...
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Hukabee, Rove, Gingrich and now Palin. This network has to be a running joke that someone is pulling.

"How many idiots can we add before these ######s stop watching."
How did you manage to list off a group of idiots and forget to name Bill O'Reilly?
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Old 01-11-2010, 01:12 PM   #9
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Palin on Fox?



It is the logical progression.
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"fair and balance news"? If you're going to be a shill, at least get the jingle right.
Typical NYC elitist response.

If you hate America so much, why do you even live there?
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I don't think their right arms can stretch out long enough to giver her a welcome hug at FOX.
This will be particularly true if Fox ever hires Jonah Falcon to be on their welcoming committee.
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Audio clips of her first contribution are starting to trickle in.
EDIT NSFW (Profanity): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLmlivbhBmM

Last edited by photon; 01-11-2010 at 01:30 PM. Reason: added NSFW warning
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Old 01-11-2010, 01:14 PM   #13
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Now the fun never has to stop!
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COURIC: And when it comes to establishing your world view, I was curious, what newspapers and magazines did you regularly read before you were tapped for this — to stay informed and to understand the world?

PALIN: I’ve read most of them again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media —

COURIC: But what ones specifically? I’m curious.

PALIN: Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me over all these years.

COURIC: Can you name any of them?

PALIN: I have a vast variety of sources where we get our news
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Someone ask her about dinosaurs!
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Old 01-11-2010, 01:21 PM   #16
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If you hate America so much, why do you even live there?
I don't live in America, I live in New York!
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So this is their resposne to Leno moving back to late night?

Gotta hand it to them...this could be hilarious!
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How did you manage to list off a group of idiots and forget to name Bill O'Reilly?
Not a comprehensive list.

I left of Glenn Beck and Geraldo as well...
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I love the title of one of the related news articles:

"Game Change" portrays Palin as unstable ignoramus
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Is that really news? hehe

The idiot joins the idiot station.
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