02-04-2010, 03:05 PM
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Account Removed @ User's Request
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Calgary
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New Terrorist Weapon...Exploding Boobs
Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery. The lethal explosives – usually PETN (pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate) – are inserted during the operation inside the plastic shapes. The breast is then sewn up.
"Properly inserted the implant would be virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=123758
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02-04-2010, 03:07 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Vancouver, BC
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In the movie "The Hurt Locker" they bring reference to a body bomb, were they filled a dead kids body with explosives.... Crazy the things they are willing to do....
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02-04-2010, 03:09 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Houston, TX
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It's hard to imagine that there are people out there that want to cause this much pain to others...
This is getting unbelievable.
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02-04-2010, 03:13 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
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I would definitely be the first to die in that kind of explosion.
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02-04-2010, 03:16 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: not lurking
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenLantern
I would definitely be the first to die in that kind of explosion.
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Why, do you have boobs filled with explosives? Because I'm pretty sure the carrier would be the first to go.
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02-04-2010, 03:16 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenLantern
I would definitely be the first to die in that kind of explosion.
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The ol' hands on inspection huh.
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02-04-2010, 03:20 PM
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Norm!
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A tragic motorboating incident occurred when Green Latern had his head blown off today. His last words were pbbbbbbbbppppp
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02-04-2010, 03:48 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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You crossed the line now terrorists.....you crossed the line! 
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02-04-2010, 03:50 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: MOD EDIT: NO
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here for the boobs.....oh wai
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02-04-2010, 04:53 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Not BOOBS! Is nothing sacred!
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02-04-2010, 05:01 PM
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Norm!
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Thank god they haven't figured out the Snuke yet
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02-04-2010, 05:04 PM
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Franchise Player
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You mean, women explode randomly without warning?
I never knew such a thing could happen....
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02-04-2010, 05:05 PM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shermanator
You mean, women explode randomly without warning?
I never knew such a thing could happen....
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Yeah, I've only seen a woman explode with anger, but thats more metaphysical then anything else.
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02-04-2010, 05:15 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Calgary
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Looks like a real trustworthy source.
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02-04-2010, 05:38 PM
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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So nothing except for Joseph Farrah's opinion, the same guy who continually question Obama's eligibility to be president because he didn't believe him to be a natural born US citizen.
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02-04-2010, 05:38 PM
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Franchise Player
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so, i guess we cannot call them 'fun bags' anymore 
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02-04-2010, 05:46 PM
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by awildermode
so, i guess we cannot call them 'fun bags' anymore |
Boobs are still fun for me, so I will continue to call them funbags.
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02-04-2010, 06:19 PM
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Won the Worst Son Ever Award
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Sherwood Park
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Just thinking out loud here...wouldn't revealing your boobs to a surgeon offend Allah?
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02-04-2010, 06:48 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shermanator
Boobs are still fun for me, so I will continue to call them funbags.
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If we don't continue calling them funbags, the terrorists win. Remember that.
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