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Old 01-16-2010, 10:18 AM   #1
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At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He's a member of his school's swing choir, enjoys shopping at the mall, and has sex with other males his age. But lately, a growing worry has begun to plague this young gay man. A gnawing feeling that, deep down, he may be a fundamentalist, right-wing Christian.

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Go with your fellings young man, you'll fit right in with the Catholic Church.
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maybe he could go to a gay place of worship and they could excorcise him and deliver him from the christian demons plaguing him
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Religious reorientation therapy! It works!
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Old 01-16-2010, 12:17 PM   #6
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The Onion? Really? Come on. I get the joke, but its a joke.
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The Onion? Really? Come on. I get the joke, but its a joke.
What's the problem? Is Cheese not allowed to post funny stories?
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Is Cheese not allowed to post funny stories?
Only if they're cheesy!
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Old 01-16-2010, 05:58 PM   #9
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As soon as I read that thread title I knew it had to be The Onion.
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Ah, how I love the onion. That was a good article. There's also a good snippet on Micheal Vick this week.
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