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Old 02-20-2005, 10:10 PM   #1
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A spineless man’s guide to dumping his girlfriend

1. Lay the Groundwork
2. Choose the Right Site
3. Start Wrecking
4. Finish the Job
5. Sweep Up Before You Leave
6. Damage Control

Plus: Should You Stay or Should You Go?

Actually has some solid advice, because you can't just stop calling her and change your number..... right?
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Old 02-21-2005, 11:43 AM   #2
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"I'm not gay, but I'll learn"
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Old 02-21-2005, 12:03 PM   #3
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^haha, best simpsons quote ever.
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Old 02-21-2005, 12:07 PM   #4
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^haha, best simpsons quote ever.
PS: I am Gay.
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Old 02-21-2005, 12:08 PM   #5
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oh lordy. i think we have a tie.
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Old 02-21-2005, 12:16 PM   #6
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Dear Baby:

Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.
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Old 02-23-2005, 05:28 PM   #7
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This is kind funny:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...d_dutch_love_dc

I went to the website, but unfortunately I can't speak Dutch.
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