VS.
Victor: iPHONE!!!
Story: So, I was distracted while loading the laundry and didn't check the pocket of my gym shorts (I ALWAYS take my phone out of the shorts after the gym and put it back in my jeans but that day I forgot for some reason).
About 10 mins into the wash cycle I went to make a phone call and couldn't find my phone. I decided to dial it using the house phone and locate it by ringtone. I got the usual message that occurs when the phone is turned off. "OH GOD NO!!", I thought...
I ran downstairs to the laundry room and to my HORROR saw my iPhone bouncing against the glass of the front load washer, almost as if it were crying for my help.
To make matters worse, I didn't know how to open the washer while in use. Thankfully Google was there, and 10 mins later I had my water-logged, unresponsive, and SUPER CLEAN phone in my hands. I returned to the internets for help and promptly burried my phone in a bucket of brown rice for a period of 3 days. On the 4th day, I could detect no moisture at all, so I plugged it in. The thing turned on, but would only display the Apple Logo.
I feared the worst, but upon plugging it into my PC, I was able to update it to the new version of iPhone firmware and..... IT WORKS!!!
It's a little worse for wear, but thankfully my idiocy has not deprived me of all the functionality of my beloved device: